“ My brother is gay and my parents don’t care, as long as he marries a doctor. ”
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“ When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking. ”
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“ I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. ”
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“ When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking. ”
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“ When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking. ”
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“ The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born. ”
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“ I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. ”
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“ I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. ”
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“ My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions. ”
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“ I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. ”
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“ My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions. ”
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“ UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility. ”
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“ I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. ”
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“ I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. ”
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“ UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility. ”
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“ UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility. ”
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“ When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking. ”
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“ I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. ”
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“ For a single woman, preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton. ”
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“ Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix? ”
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