“ Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed. ”
- Geoffrey Chaucer- Copy
- 583
“ I'm drinking doubles now that you're running around single again. ”
- Willie Nelson- Copy
- 3.2K
“ We ended up going on our second date, which spiraled into us dating for three years. ”
- Andrea Thompson- Copy
- 564
“ Be damn sure before you get off the ferris wheel, because there are twenty-two perky and ruthless women waiting to get on. ”
- Kim Cattrall- Copy
- 376
“ How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide? ”
- Judy Tenuta- Copy
- 2.3K
“ Seize from every moment its unique novelty, and do not prepare your joys. ”
- Andre Gide- Copy
- 1.4K
“ Never again! I can see no reason for marriage - ever at all. I've had it. Three times is enough. ”
- Ingrid Bergman- Copy
- 1.7K
“ Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'. ”
- John Lennon- Copy
- 3.3K
“ When I had no work and all this time on my hands, I couldn't get a date. Now that I have women banging on my door, I have no time to answer it. ”
- Scott Wolf- Copy
- 2.5K
“ What's nice about my dating life is that I don't have to leave my house. All I have to do is read the paper: I'm marrying Richard Gere, dating Daniel Day-Lewis, parading around with John F. Kennedy, Jr., and even Robert De Niro was in there for a day. ”
- Julia Roberts- Copy
- 586
“ I tried to tell them about the dating process because I'm single now and how horrible it is and how many foolish experiences I had had dating. So I was really selling him hard, but the whole time he really wanted me! ”
- Andie MacDowell- Copy
- 1.6K
“ Boyfriends have to understand me and my needs. They have to know what I want out of my life and about my strict regime. I go to bed at 10pm and not later. I separate my professional and private lives. ”
- Anna Kournikova- Copy
- 2.8K
“ I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don't treat me right — shame on you! ”
- Louis Armstrong- Copy
- 1.1K
“ The best way to find out if a man has done something is to advise him to do it. He will not be able to resist boasting that he has done it without being advised. ”
- Countess Diane- Copy
- 2.1K
“ Welcome anything that comes to you, but do not long for anything else. ”
- Andre Gide- Copy
- 2.9K
“ How would you like to bite that in the ass, develop lock jaw and be draged to death. ”
- Willie Nelson- Copy
- 3.4K
“ The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow married her. ”
- H.L. Mencken- Copy
- 1.6K
“ I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he? ”
- Kristin Davis- Copy
- 153
“ I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows. ”
- Andy Warhol- Copy
- 1.8K
“ Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible. ”
- Andy Warhol- Copy
- 3.4K
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