Quotes of Dating

“ They wrote that I'd gained 30 pounds over the summer and lost it in a week because I was dating three guys at once! ”

- Yasmine Bleeth

“ Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed. ”

- Geoffrey Chaucer

“ Love would never leave us alone. ”

- Bob Marley

“ Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty, and I'll show you a man. ”

- Erica Jong

“ I'm drinking doubles now that you're running around single again. ”

- Willie Nelson

“ We ended up going on our second date, which spiraled into us dating for three years. ”

- Andrea Thompson

“ Be damn sure before you get off the ferris wheel, because there are twenty-two perky and ruthless women waiting to get on. ”

- Kim Cattrall

“ How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide? ”

- Judy Tenuta

“ Seize from every moment its unique novelty, and do not prepare your joys. ”

- Andre Gide

“ Never again! I can see no reason for marriage - ever at all. I've had it. Three times is enough. ”

- Ingrid Bergman

“ I just can't imagine dating a 20-year-old boy. ”

- Jordana Brewster

“ Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'. ”

- John Lennon

“ The soundtrack to Indecent Exposure is a romantic mix of music that I know most women love to hear, so I never keep it far from me when women are nearby. ”

- Fabio

“ Sex without love is merely healthy exercise. ”

- Robert Anson Heinlein

“ When I had no work and all this time on my hands, I couldn't get a date. Now that I have women banging on my door, I have no time to answer it. ”

- Scott Wolf

“ What's nice about my dating life is that I don't have to leave my house. All I have to do is read the paper: I'm marrying Richard Gere, dating Daniel Day-Lewis, parading around with John F. Kennedy, Jr., and even Robert De Niro was in there for a day. ”

- Julia Roberts

“ I tried to tell them about the dating process because I'm single now and how horrible it is and how many foolish experiences I had had dating. So I was really selling him hard, but the whole time he really wanted me! ”

- Andie MacDowell

“ Boyfriends have to understand me and my needs. They have to know what I want out of my life and about my strict regime. I go to bed at 10pm and not later. I separate my professional and private lives. ”

- Anna Kournikova

“ There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection… ”

- Unknown

“ I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don't treat me right — shame on you! ”

- Louis Armstrong

“ The only really happy folk are married women and single men. ”

- H.L. Mencken

“ The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway. ”

- Woody Allen

“ The best way to find out if a man has done something is to advise him to do it. He will not be able to resist boasting that he has done it without being advised. ”

- Countess Diane

“ Welcome anything that comes to you, but do not long for anything else. ”

- Andre Gide

“ My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away. ”

- Jenny McCarthy

“ How would you like to bite that in the ass, develop lock jaw and be draged to death. ”

- Willie Nelson

“ The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow married her. ”

- H.L. Mencken

“ I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he? ”

- Kristin Davis

“ I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows. ”

- Andy Warhol

“ Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible. ”

- Andy Warhol
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