Quotes of Humorous - somelinesforyou

“ The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny…'. ”

- Isaac Asimov

“ I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature — the malice of a good thing is the barb that makes it stick. ”

- Richard Brinsley Sheridan

“ You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone. ”

- Matthew

“ Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. ”

- Flip Wilson

“ The next best thing to being witty one's self, is to be able to quote another's wit. ”

- Christian Nestell Bovee

“ Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you. ”

- Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree

“ There are many humorous things in the world, among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Small minds are concerned with the extraordinary, great minds with the ordinary. ”

- Blaise Pascal

“ The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there is anything funny about it. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is. ”

- Francis Bacon

“ To be comic is merely to be playful, but wit is a serious matter. To laugh at it is to confess that you do not understand. ”

- Ambrose Bierce

“ When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, you think it's only a minute. But when you sit on a hot stove for a minute, you think it's two hours. That's relativity. ”

- Albert Einstein

“ Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ It is necessary to work, if not from inclination, at least from despair. Everything considered, work is less boring than amusing oneself. ”

- Charles Baudelaire

“ Thou art so witty, profligate and thin, At once we think thee Satan, Death and Sin. ”

- Edward Young

“ My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world. ”

- George Bernard Shaw

“ Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else. ”

- Will Rogers

“ Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole! ”

- Mclandburgh Wilson

“ The English have a heavy hearted way of amusing themselves. ”

- Unknown

“ Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave. ”

- Quentin Crisp

“ If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants. ”

- Albert Einstein

“ Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. ”

- William Makepeace Thackeray

“ Ronnie Barker will forever be remembered as one of the great comic actors. ”

- John Major

“ There are few things more amusing in the world of politics than watching moderate Republicans charging to the right in pursuit of greater glory. ”

- Mario Cuomo

“ It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time. ”

- Honore de Balzac

“ Your wit makes others witty. ”

- Catherine II

“ Every witticism is an inexact thought; that which is perfectly true is imperfectly witty. ”

- Walter Savage Landor

“ Vaudeville, whatever its asininity, was at least to be taken casually and the worse it was the more jocular it seemed to fellows who didn't mind throwing away a dollar. ”

- George Jean Nathan

“ Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place. ”

- Mark Twain
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