Quotes of Sandwich - somelinesforyou

“ Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. ”

- Peter York

“ Sacred cows make the best hamburger. ”

- Mark Twain

“ And by the border of Ephraim, from the east side even unto the west side, a portion for Reuben. ”

- Bible

“ If people have to choose between freedom and sandwiches, they will take sandwiches. ”

- Lord Boyd Orr

“ A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. ”

- Evan Esar

“ I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. ”

- George Foreman

“ Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. ”

- Clive James

“ I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. ”

- River Phoenix

“ We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. ”

- Ray Kroc

“ Sometimes I thank God... for cheeseburgers. ”

- Garth Brooks

“ I don't like to discuss my marriage, but I will tell you something which may sound corny but which happens to be true. I have steak at home. Why should I go out for hamburger? ”

- Paul Newman

“ Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. ”

- Jimmy Breslin

“ You can't tell a story about infidelity without... how can you have a hamburger without any meat? ”

- George Clooney

“ We should not use crippled children to sell hamburgers. Ever. ”

- Phil Donahue

“ Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger. ”

- Abbie Hoffman

“ An adult male living alone stops being a vaguely tragicomic bachelor once he is found in the circumstance of simultaneously taking a whiz and eating a sandwich. ”

- Dean Allen

“ To choose Norm Coleman over Walter Mondale is like going to a great steakhouse and ordering the tuna sandwich. ”

- Garrison Keillor

“ Enjoy every sandwich. ”

- Warren Zevon

“ As the Sandwich Islander believes that the strength and valor of the enemy he kills passes into himself, so we gain the strength of the temptation we resist. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home. ”

- Vance Havner

“ Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. ”

- Mary Kay Ash

“ It has been well said that a hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms. ”

- Henry Cabot Lodge Jr.

“ In Spain, attempting to obtain a chicken salad sandwich, you wind up with a dish whose name, when you look it up in your Spanish-English dictionary, turns out to mean: Eel with big abcess. ”

- Dave Barry

“ He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic. ”

- Lance Bass

“ I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'. ”

- Tommy Cooper

“ It's a Tim sandwich. The meat is fresh, but the bread is moldy. ”

- Daniel Craig

“ There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. ”

- Billy Joel

“ My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks. ”

- Aisha Tyler

“ I see a man taking a break in his highly structured life, reading a newspaper in the park, or a young man sitting on a curb eating a sandwich and reading a book, taking the moment for himself. I celebrate these moments in bronze. ”

- J. Steward Johnson Jr.

“ Reuben, the eldest son of Israel: the children of Reuben; Hanoch, of whom cometh the family of the Hanochites: of Pallu, the family of the Palluites: / Of Hezron, the family of the Hezronites: of Carmi, the family of the Carmites. ”

- Bible
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