“ A poor man who eats too much, as contradistinguished from a gourmand, who is a rich man who "lives well.". ”
- Elbert Hubbard- Copy
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“ This making of Christians will raise the price of hogs; if we grow all to be pork-eaters, we shall not shortly have a rasher on the coals for money. ”
- William Shakespeare- Copy
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“ Of praise a mere glutton, he swallow'd what came, And the puff a dunce, he mistook it for fame; Till his relish grown callous, almost to displease, Who pepper'd the highest was surest to please. ”
- Oliver Goldsmith- Copy
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“ The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig. ”
- Ogden Nash- Copy
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“ I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. ”
- Winston Churchill- Copy
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“ Edible. Good to eat and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. ”
- Ambrose Bierce- Copy
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“ Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. ”
- Ambrose Bierce- Copy
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“ Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig. ”
- Paul Dickson- Copy
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“ I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it. ”
- George Bernard Shaw- Copy
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“ The British, he thought, must be gluttons for satire: even the weather forecast seemed to be some kind of spoof, predicting every possible combination of weather for the next twenty-four hours without actually committing itself to anything specific. ”
- David Lodge- Copy
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“ One thing about a pig, he thinks he's warm if his nose is warm. I saw a bunch of pigs one time that had frozen together in a rosette, each one's nose tucked under the rump of the one in front. We have a lot of pigs in politics. ”
- Eugene J. Mccarthy- Copy
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“ It has been proven that the pig is the only homosexual animal. As this perversion is most prevalent in pork-eating nations, it is obvious that it gets into your genes through the meat. ”
- Tasleem Ahmed- Copy
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“ Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals. ”
- Will Rogers- Copy
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“ Lawsuit n. A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. ”
- Ambrose Bierce- Copy
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“ What men call good fellowship is commonly but the virtue of pigs in a litter which lie close together to keep each other warm. ”
- Henry David Thoreau- Copy
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“ If I do the right kind of a job, I don't know whether I am going to be here four years from now. — John F. Kennedy ”
- John F. Kennedy- Copy
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“ Kittens are treated to houses well heated And pigs are protected by pens; But a camel comes in handy wherever its sandy. ”
- C.E. Carryl- Copy
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