“ George Bush says, 'Gore's book needs a lot of explaining.' Of course, Bush says that about every book. ”
- Bill Maher- Copy
- 1.6K
“ Now see, a lot of critics are saying Arnold can't get elected because he's just an ambitious guy with a famous name, who doesn't know anything about running the government. Didn't hurt George Bush. ”
- Jay Leno- Copy
- 308
“ George W. Bush says he spends sixty to ninety minutes a day working out. He says he works out because it clears his mind. Sometimes just a little too much. ”
- Jay Leno- Copy
- 1.2K
“ According to doctors, George Bush has the lowest heartbeat ever recorded by someone in the White House. Well, second lowest. Dick Cheney got his down to zero a couple of times. ”
- Jay Leno- Copy
- 2.9K
“ I have confidence in my campaign. I have assembled a great team that is going to beat George W. Bush, and any rumors to the contrary are completely erroneous. ”
- John F. Kerry- Copy
- 3K
“ I have a sneaking suspicion that if there were a way to make movies without actors, George Lucas would do it. ”
- Mark Hamill- Copy
- 1.2K
“ For, when all is said, as my friend George Rublee likes to put it, the only success is to be a success as a person; and it is still not too late for that. ”
- Learned Hand- Copy
- 2.1K
“ George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge… you can't hear him talk. ”
- Steven Wright- Copy
- 2.2K
“ Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter? ”
- Steven Wright- Copy
- 196
“ When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'. ”
- Robin Williams- Copy
- 2.6K
“ George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie. ”
- Mark Twain- Copy
- 1.4K
“ I think George Bush is going to win in a walk. I really believe I'm hearing from the Lord it's going to be like a blowout election in 2004. ”
- Pat Robertson- Copy
- 1.7K
“ I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner. ”
- Mark Russell- Copy
- 2.6K
“ I'm going to be a vice president very much like George Bush was. He proved to be a very effective vice president, perhaps the most effective we've had in a couple of hundred years. ”
- Dan Quayle- Copy
- 3.1K
“ I'd love to be a dead body in the emergency room and have George Clooney go, 'This one's gone!' while he puts a sheet on me. ”
- Rosie O’Donnell- Copy
- 2.2K
“ There is a visceral dislike of George Bush, and it's going to bring these guys together. ”
- Terry McAuliffe- Copy
- 2.7K
“ It is the eve of St. George's Day. Do you not know that tonight, when the clock strikes midnight, all the evil things in the world will have full sway? ”
- Bram Stoker- Copy
- 1.3K
“ I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. ”
- Robert Frost- Copy
- 2.4K
“ I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't. ”
- Mark Twain- Copy
- 3.6K
“ I am only an average man but, by George, I work harder at it than the average man. ”
- Theodore Roosevelt- Copy
- 980
“ George Foreman. A miracle. A mystery to myself. Who am I? The mirror says back. The George you was always meant to be.'' Wasn't always like that. Used to look in the mirror and cried a river. ”
- George Foreman- Copy
- 2.3K
“ One thing I can say about George… he may not be able to keep a job, but he's not boring. ”
- Barbara Bush- Copy
- 2.2K
“ At every step of the way, George W. Bush has put the narrow interests of the few ahead of the interests of most Americans. ”
- John Kerry- Copy
- 3K
“ George Washington had a vision for this country. Was it three days of uninterrupted shopping? ”
- Jeff Melvoin- Copy
- 1.8K
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