“ Football is a game of errors. The team that makes the fewest errors in a game usually wins. ”
- Paul Brown- Copy
- 1.7K
“ Football is like life — it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work, sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority. ”
- Vince Lombardi- Copy
- 1.1K
“ People who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defenses, or the problems of modern society. ”
- Vince Lombardi- Copy
- 1.1K
“ Even as a child I was obsessed by the prospect of playing football. Nothing else ever interested me. It was just football. ”
- Alessandro Del Piero- Copy
- 447
“ You really don't want a president who is a football fan. Football combines the worst features of American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings. ”
- George Will- Copy
- 2.3K
“ Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings. ”
- George F. Will- Copy
- 399
“ Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead. ”
- Erma Bombeck- Copy
- 744
“ Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. ”
- Eugene McCarthy- Copy
- 1.7K
“ Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent. ”
- Dave Barry- Copy
- 1.6K
“ Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that. ”
- Bill Shankly- Copy
- 3K
“ Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? ”
- Jim Bouton- Copy
- 1.9K
“ Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors. ”
- Frank Gifford- Copy
- 3.1K
“ Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers. ”
- Merle Kessler- Copy
- 2.1K
“ The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. ”
- Phyllis Diller- Copy
- 3.1K
“ A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall. ”
- Vince Lombardi- Copy
- 3.8K
“ Conventional wisdom notwithstanding, there is no reason, either in football or in poetry, why the two should not meet in a man's life if he has the weight and cares about the words. ”
- Archibald MacLeish- Copy
- 1.3K
“ Football combines the two worst features of American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings. ”
- George F. Will- Copy
- 1.7K
“ If anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, then we did it. If anything goes real good, then you did it. That's all it takes to get people to win football games. ”
- Bear Bryant- Copy
- 508
“ Some people try to find things in this game that don't exist but football is only two things blocking and tackling. ”
- Vince Lombardi- Copy
- 3.6K
“ Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck. ”
- Don Shula- Copy
- 3.4K
“ Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. ”
- Jimmy Breslin- Copy
- 1.8K
“ Football hooligans - well, there are 92 club chairmen for a start. ”
- Brian Clough- Copy
- 530
“ Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football. ”
- John Heisman- Copy
- 788
“ Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. ”
- Fran Lebowitz- Copy
- 3.2K
“ Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces. ”
- Anne Morrow Lindbergh- Copy
- 1.5K
“ Football is a game of skill, we kicked them a bit and they kicked us a bit. ”
- Graham Roberts- Copy
- 2.8K
“ The first ninety minutes of a football match are the most important. ”
- Bobby Robson- Copy
- 1.2K
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