Quotes of Drunk - somelinesforyou

“ "My country, right or wrong," is a thing that no patriot would think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying, "My mother, drunk or sober.". ”

- G. K. Chesterton

“ He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk. ”

- Epictetus

“ The eloquent man is he who is no eloquent speaker, but who is inwardly drunk with a certain belief. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender. ”

- Jim Bishop

“ When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk. ”

- Sir Richard Burton

“ A good writer is not necessarily a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender. ”

- Jim Bishop

“ Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it. ”

- Hannah More

“ Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators. ”

- Will Rogers

“ I have never been drunk, but often I've been overserved. ”

- George Gobel

“ Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ”

- Ernest Hemingway

“ The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk. ”

- Alben W. Barkley

“ Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication. ”

- Lord Byron

“ Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. ”

- Isaac Asimov

“ It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. ”

- George Burns

“ A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on. ”

- Joe E. Lewis

“ A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk. ”

- Samuel Johnson

“ As a work of art it has the same status as a long conversation between two not very bright drunks. ”

- Clive James

“ Children and drunks always speak the truth. ”

- Unknown

“ I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober. ”

- Gertrude Stein

“ I'm not so think as you drunk I am. ”

- John Squire

“ It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son. ”

- Gertrude Stein

“ It is useless to hold a person to anything he says while he is in love, drunk, or running for office. ”

- Shirley MacLaine

“ It pays to get drunk with the best people. ”

- Joe E. Lewis

“ I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library. ”

- Francis Scott Fitzgerald

“ Measure thy life by loss instead of gain; Not by the wine drunk, but by the wine poured forth. ”

- Harriet King

“ My country wrong or right, is like saying my mother, drunk or sober. ”

- Gilbert K. Chesterton

“ Nobody can write the life of a man but those who have eat and drunk and lived in social intercourse with him. ”

- Samuel Johnson

“ Nothing equals the joy of the drinker, except the joy of the wine in being drunk. ”

- French Saying

“ She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out. ”

- Unknown

“ The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk. ”

- Alben W. Barkley
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