Quotes of Joe E. Lewis - somelinesforyou

“ I play in the low eighties. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play. ”

- Joe E. Lewis

“ I play in the low eighties. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play. ”

- Joe E. Lewis

“ I drink to forget I drink. ”

- Joe E. Lewis

“ I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin. ”

- Joe E. Lewis

“ There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty. ”

- Joe E. Lewis

“ I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points. ”

- Joe E. Lewis

“ You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough. - Joe E. Lewis. ”

- Joe E. Lewis

“ I always wake up at the crack of ice. ”

- Joe E. Lewis

“ I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them. ”

- Joe E. Lewis

“ I always wake up at the crack of ice. ”

- Joe E. Lewis

“ I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves. ”

- Joe E. Lewis

“ I always wake up at the crack of ice. ”

- Joe E. Lewis

“ The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. ”

- Joe E. Lewis

“ I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. ”

- Joe E. Lewis

“ I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves. ”

- Joe E. Lewis

“ There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty. ”

- Joe E. Lewis

“ It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor — as long as you've got money. ”

- Joe E. Lewis

“ I always wake up at the crack of ice. ”

- Joe E. Lewis

“ I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points. ”

- Joe E. Lewis

“ I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them. ”

- Joe E. Lewis

“ I play in the low eighties. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play. ”

- Joe E. Lewis

“ Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on. ”

- Joe E. Lewis

“ Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest. ”

- Joe E. Lewis

“ I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. ”

- Joe E. Lewis

“ I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points. ”

- Joe E. Lewis

“ I drink to forget I drink. ”

- Joe E. Lewis

“ I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin. ”

- Joe E. Lewis

“ A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on. ”

- Joe E. Lewis

“ It pays to get drunk with the best people. ”

- Joe E. Lewis

“ You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. ”

- Joe E. Lewis
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