Quotes of Doctor

“ God heals, and the doctor takes the fee. ”

- Benjamin Franklin

“ So if North Korea has made a bomb... Dr A Q Khan's part is only enriching the uranium to weapons grade. ”

- Pervez Musharraf

“ My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more. ”

- Walter Matthau

“ The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. ”

- Jonathan Swift

“ According to doctors, George Bush has the lowest heartbeat ever recorded by someone in the White House. Well, second lowest. Dick Cheney got his down to zero a couple of times. ”

- Jay Leno

“ Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. ”

- Dag Hammarskjold

“ I tended to faint when I saw accident victims in the emergency ward, during surgery, or while drawing blood. ”

- Michael Crichton

“ A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'. ”

- Tommy Cooper

“ I observe the physician with the same diligence as the disease. ”

- John Donne

“ Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. ”

- Anton Chekhov

“ Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. ”

- Anton Chekhov

“ Nature, time and patience are the three great physicians. ”

- Henry George Bohn

“ My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. ”

- Orson Welles

“ I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. ”

- Henny Youngman

“ I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso. ”

- Rita Rudner

“ I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it. ”

- Mary Chase

“ If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe. ”

- Lord Salisbury

“ Just because the hospital is in-network doesn't mean the doctors are. This can mean a savings of $20,000 to $30,000. ”

- Nora Johnson

“ The best physicians are Dr. Diet, Dr. Quiet, and Dr. Merryman. ”

- Daniel D. Palmer

“ Doctors don't know everything really. They understand matter, not spirit. And you and I live in spirit. ”

- William Saroyan

“ The rich Physician, honor'd Lawyers ride, Whilst the poor Scholar foots it by their side. ”

- Robert Burton

“ Neurophysiologists will not likely find what they are looking for, for that which they are looking for is that which is looking. ”

- Keith Floyd

“ Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is. ”

- Unknown

“ Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals. ”

- Napoleon Bonaparte

“ Every doctor will allow a colleague to decimate a whole countryside sooner than violate the bond of professional etiquette by giving him away. ”

- George Bernard Shaw

“ He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients, no, three, I think — yes, it was three; I attended their funerals. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Doctors orders, Doctor love that is. ”

- Stephen Colbert

“ I suppose one has a greater sense of intellectual degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience. ”

- Alice James

“ In the name of Hypocrites, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival. ”

- Luis Bunuel

“ Injections are the best thing ever invented for feeding doctors. ”

- Gabriel García Márquez
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