“ So if North Korea has made a bomb... Dr A Q Khan's part is only enriching the uranium to weapons grade. ”
- Pervez Musharraf- Copy
- 473
“ My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more. ”
- Walter Matthau- Copy
- 1.9K
“ The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. ”
- Jonathan Swift- Copy
- 689
“ According to doctors, George Bush has the lowest heartbeat ever recorded by someone in the White House. Well, second lowest. Dick Cheney got his down to zero a couple of times. ”
- Jay Leno- Copy
- 928
“ Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. ”
- Dag Hammarskjold- Copy
- 3.3K
“ I tended to faint when I saw accident victims in the emergency ward, during surgery, or while drawing blood. ”
- Michael Crichton- Copy
- 1.6K
“ A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'. ”
- Tommy Cooper- Copy
- 2.9K
“ Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. ”
- Anton Chekhov- Copy
- 1K
“ Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. ”
- Anton Chekhov- Copy
- 3.9K
“ My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. ”
- Orson Welles- Copy
- 735
“ I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. ”
- Henny Youngman- Copy
- 2.9K
“ I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso. ”
- Rita Rudner- Copy
- 2.4K
“ I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it. ”
- Mary Chase- Copy
- 2.8K
“ If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe. ”
- Lord Salisbury- Copy
- 2.6K
“ Just because the hospital is in-network doesn't mean the doctors are. This can mean a savings of $20,000 to $30,000. ”
- Nora Johnson- Copy
- 1K
“ The best physicians are Dr. Diet, Dr. Quiet, and Dr. Merryman. ”
- Daniel D. Palmer- Copy
- 1K
“ Doctors don't know everything really. They understand matter, not spirit. And you and I live in spirit. ”
- William Saroyan- Copy
- 3.9K
“ The rich Physician, honor'd Lawyers ride, Whilst the poor Scholar foots it by their side. ”
- Robert Burton- Copy
- 1.7K
“ Neurophysiologists will not likely find what they are looking for, for that which they are looking for is that which is looking. ”
- Keith Floyd- Copy
- 1.7K
“ Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals. ”
- Napoleon Bonaparte- Copy
- 3.9K
“ Every doctor will allow a colleague to decimate a whole countryside sooner than violate the bond of professional etiquette by giving him away. ”
- George Bernard Shaw- Copy
- 1.8K
“ He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients, no, three, I think — yes, it was three; I attended their funerals. ”
- Mark Twain- Copy
- 2.2K
“ I suppose one has a greater sense of intellectual degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience. ”
- Alice James- Copy
- 2.5K
“ In the name of Hypocrites, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival. ”
- Luis Bunuel- Copy
- 2.1K
“ Injections are the best thing ever invented for feeding doctors. ”
- Gabriel García Márquez- Copy
- 1.9K
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