Quotes of Booze

“ A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. ”

- Mitch Ratcliffe

“ Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake. ”

- Bible

“ Candy Is dandy But liquor Is quicker. ”

- Ogden Nash

“ You cannot know wine by the barrell. ”

- George Herbert

“ The wine in the bottell doth not quench thirst. ”

- George Herbert

“ Where the drink goes in, there the wit goes out. ”

- George Herbert

“ I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion. ”

- Miguel de Cervantes

“ The wine is poured, you should drink it. ”

- Thomas Campbell

“ No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. ”

- H. L. Mencken

“ Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise. ”

- Bible

“ From wine what sudden friendship springs? ”

- John Gay

“ A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred. ”

- Ian Fleming

“ When asked what wines he liked to drink he replied, "That which belongs to another." - Laertius Diogenes. ”

- Laertius Diogenes

“ The conscious water saw its God and blushed. - Richard Crashaw. ”

- Richard Crashaw

“ Ten thousand casks, Forever dribbling out their base contents, Touch'd by the Midas finger of the state, Bleed gold for ministers to sport away. Drink, and be mad then; 'tis your country bids! ”

- William Cowper

“ Firm and erect the Caledonian stood; Sound was his mutton, and his claret good; "Let him drink port!" the English statesman cried: He drank the poison, and his spirit died. ”

- Unknown

“ Wine is an addition to human society, provided it is used to embolden conversation, and provided conversation remains civilized and general. We are appalled by the drunkenness in our city streets, and many are tempted to blame alcohol for the riot, since alcohol is part of its cause… ”

- Roger Scruton

“ Yoga and alcohol may seem to be on polar opposites of the health spectrum, but a new health craze encourages practitioners to have their beer and drink it, too. The classes are often hosted in breweries and are introducing new audiences to yoga. By pairing booze and bending, beer yoga appeals to those who might not be interested in the more typical structure of a yoga class… ”

- Unknown

“ They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ballgames. ”

- Casey Stengel

“ You can tell German wine from vinegar... by the label. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Gin was mother's milk to her. ”

- George Bernard Shaw

“ Drink to me only with thine eyes And I will pledge with mine; Or leave a kiss but in the cup, And I'll not look for wine. ”

- Ben Jonson

“ Drink wine in winter for cold, and in summer for heat. ”

- Unknown

“ A man cannot make him laugh - but thats no marvel; he drinks no wine. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over. ”

- Pindar

“ When I sell liquor, its called bootlegging; when my patrons serve it on Lake Shore Drive, its called hospitality. ”

- Al Capone

“ I cannot drink or do anything that changes the mind. ”

- Naomi Campbell

“ An ounce of breast milk is even more potent than the finest tequila. ”

- Tori Amos

“ No nation is drunken where wine is cheap; and none sober where the dearness of wine substitutes ardent spirits as the common beverage. It is, in truth, the only antidote to the bane of whiskey. ”

- Thomas Jefferson

“ Wine that maketh glad the heart of man. ”

- Bible
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