Quotes of Dish

“ God gets you to the plate, but once your there you're on your own. ”

- Ted Williams

“ Hating the (New York) Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax. ”

- Mike Royko

“ Sure i'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. ”

- Lillian Carter

“ I hate discussions of feminism that end up with who does the dishes, she said. So do I. But at the end, there are always the damned dishes. ”

- Marilyn French

“ Las Vegas is Everyman's cut-rate Babylon. Not far away there is, or was, a roadside lunch counter and over it a sign proclaiming in three words that a Roman emperor's orgy is now a democratic institution. Topless Pizza Lunch. ”

- Alistair Cooke

“ If you can't feed a team with two large pizzas, it's too large. ”

- Jeff Bezos

“ One person cooking at home cannot pay attention to too many things. If a woman makes three dishes, she will get nervous on the first, the second will suffer and the third will be a disaster. ”

- Rene Veaux

“ If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one. ”

- Harold Ross

“ Nobody can do everything, but everyone can do something. ”

- Unknown

“ Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight. ”

- Yogi Berra

“ No one can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. ”

- Charles Dudley Warner

“ A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it. ”

- Unknown

“ A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it. ”

- Unknown

“ Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. ”

- Dave Barry

“ We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. ”

- Unknown

“ I do love Italian food. Any kind of pasta or pizza. My new pig out food is Indian food. I eat Indian food like three times a week. It's so good. ”

- Jennifer Love Hewitt

“ You might say he was one taco short of a combination platter. ”

- Robin Williams

“ Fine art and pizza delivery, what we do falls neatly in between! ”

- David Letterman

“ We played with a lot of intensity. We are playing better, way better than ever before. ”

- Mike Davis

“ I love vegging out in front of the TV, eating pizza! ”

- Emma Bunton

“ The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m. ”

- Charles Pierce

“ I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. ”

- Mitch Hedberg

“ I remember in that red leisure suit I sort of felt like a Pizza Hut employee, and the white one was the ultimate, with the white turtleneck collar, that was the ultimate in bad taste. ”

- Johnny Depp

“ We live in a society of victimization, where people are much more comfortable being victimized than actually standing up for themselves. ”

- Marilyn Manson

“ The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery of a new star. ”

- Anthelme Brillat Savarin

“ There are people who so arrange their lives that they feed themselves only on side dishes. ”

- Jose Ortega y Gasset

“ The best time to plan a book is while you're doing the dishes. ”

- Agatha Christie

“ What the mass media offers is not popular art, but entertainment which is intended to be consumed like food, forgotten, and replaced by a new dish. ”

- W. H. Auden

“ A perfect wife is one who helps her husband with the dishes. ”

- Unknown

“ Better a dish of illusion and a hearty appetite for life, than a feast of reality and indigestion therewith. ”

- Harry A. Overstreet
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