Quotes of Mike Royko - somelinesforyou

“ Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you somebody who hasn't the faintest idea what the heck is really going on. ”

- Mike Royko

“ It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies. ”

- Mike Royko

“ It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies. ”

- Mike Royko

“ Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another. But if you do, there is one obvious cooking tip: Always remember to remove the bell from the cat's collar before cooking. ”

- Mike Royko

“ Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another. But if you do, there is one obvious cooking tip: Always remember to remove the bell from the cat's collar before cooking. ”

- Mike Royko

“ Hating the (New York) Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax. ”

- Mike Royko

“ If something is leaked to the press, the bigmouth will be tracked down and punished. Scandals aren't public scandals if you get there before you enemies do. ”

- Mike Royko

“ It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies. ”

- Mike Royko

“ Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another. But if you do, there is one obvious cooking tip: Always remember to remove the bell from the cat's collar before cooking. ”

- Mike Royko

“ Anyone who is different today faces harassment, whether it is in the way he dresses, or in the position he takes on important issues. And when the price of being different is a cold fear, with good reason, then freedom as we peddle it in our international publicity releases is gone… ”

- Mike Royko

“ I never went to a John Wayne movie to find a philosophy to live by or to absorb a profound message. I went for the simple pleasure of spending a couple of hours seeing the bad guys lose. ”

- Mike Royko

“ Hating the (New York) Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax. ”

- Mike Royko

“ If something is leaked to the press, the bigmouth will be tracked down and punished. Scandals aren't public scandals if you get there before you enemies do. ”

- Mike Royko

“ Hating the (New York) Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax. ”

- Mike Royko

“ If something is leaked to the press, the bigmouth will be tracked down and punished. Scandals aren't public scandals if you get there before you enemies do. ”

- Mike Royko

“ If something is leaked to the press, the bigmouth will be tracked down and punished. Scandals aren't public scandals if you get there before you enemies do. ”

- Mike Royko

“ If something is leaked to the press, the bigmouth will be tracked down and punished. Scandals aren't public scandals if you get there before you enemies do. ”

- Mike Royko

“ Anyone who is different today faces harassment, whether it is in the way he dresses, or in the position he takes on important issues. And when the price of being different is a cold fear, with good reason, then freedom as we peddle it in our international publicity releases is gone… ”

- Mike Royko

“ Hating the (New York) Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax. ”

- Mike Royko

“ Hating the (New York) Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax. ”

- Mike Royko

“ When I asked him how long he had been driving a taxi, he said, Dree mouse. ”

- Mike Royko

“ Hey, Dennis, this is Mike! Kick me, please! I'll settle for the price of a set of golf clubs. ”

- Mike Royko

“ Hating the (New York) Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax. ”

- Mike Royko

“ It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies. ”

- Mike Royko

“ It's no coincidence that female interest in the sport of baseball has increased greatly since the ballplayers swapped those wonderful old-time baggy flannel uniforms for leotards. ”

- Mike Royko

“ It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies. ”

- Mike Royko

“ Anyone who is different today faces harassment, whether it is in the way he dresses, or in the position he takes on important issues. And when the price of being different is a cold fear, with good reason, then freedom as we peddle it in our international publicity releases is gone… ”

- Mike Royko

“ Hating the (New York) Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax. ”

- Mike Royko

“ Hey, Dennis, this is Mike! Kick me, please! I'll settle for the price of a set of golf clubs. ”

- Mike Royko

“ Anyone who is different today faces harassment, whether it is in the way he dresses, or in the position he takes on important issues. And when the price of being different is a cold fear, with good reason, then freedom as we peddle it in our international publicity releases is gone… ”

- Mike Royko
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