Quotes of Diet - somelinesforyou

“ Not only don't diets work, they're actually designed to fail. It's not you or your lack of will power that's the problem. It's that diets by their very nature simply don't work. ”

- Bob Schwartz

“ We like food,... This is too much to eat at one time. You'd get sick. ”

- Woody Allen

“ Changing our diet is something we choose to do, not something we are forced to do. Instead of dreading it, try saying, "Here's another thing I get to do to help myself. Great!". ”

- Greg Anderson

“ I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. ”

- Joe E. Lewis

“ I highly recommend worrying. It is much more effective than dieting. ”

- William Powell

“ I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along. ”

- Erma Bombeck

“ Diet and other lifestyle changes play an important role in the development of many health problems. Now we have evidence it can slow the progression of prostate cancer. ”

- Dean Ornish

“ Let your running lead you to your diet. ”

- Bill Rodgers

“ To safeguard one's health at the cost of too strict a diet is a tiresome illness indeed. ”

- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

“ A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. ”

- Erma Bombeck

“ Most people think that aging is irreversible and we know that there are mechanisms even in the human machinery that allow for the reversal of aging, through correction of diet, through anti-oxidants, through removal of toxins from the body, through exercise, through yoga and breathing techniques, and through meditation. ”

- Deepak Chopra

“ The Diet Mentality has come about because there is agreement in our society that the only way to lose weight is by dieting. But dieting produces absolutely no permanent, positive results. In fact, it makes you feel worse about yourself and probably does more damage than good to your health. ”

- Bob Schwartz

“ Dieters — People that are thick and tired of it. ”

- Unknown

“ Nothing arouses more hope than the first four hours of a diet. ”

- Unknown

“ The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it. ”

- Andy Rooney

“ Everyone seems to think I'm very ladylike. That I'm very cultured and intelligent. I drink alot of Diet Coke and belch. I've been known to use the F-word. I've told a few dirty jokes. I arm-wrestle. ”

- Helena Bonham Carter

“ One day it's going to dawn on the human race that war is as barbaric a means of resolving conflict as cannibalism is as a means of coping with diet deficiencies. ”

- Bruce Kent

“ I'm a big lazeball. I sit around all day and eat prosciutto and drink Bellinis. That's my diet. ”

- Scarlett Johansson

“ I'd like to know how this will affect the aesthetics of the existing properties in the neighborhood. My wife and I have more years invested in our property than Mr. Bernard has on his. ”

- James Wilson

“ The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. ”

- Jackie Gleason

“ A wolf eats sheep but now and then, ten thousands are devoured by men. ”

- Benjamin Franklin

“ Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. ”

- Jim Davis

“ I don't want to know anything about your system of ethics. Strength is the morality of the man who stands out from the rest, and it is mine. ”

- Ludwig van Beethoven

“ Weren't any druggies in the band. Anybody who's been on the road any length of time had taken No-Doz or a diet pill to stay awake, but I think that even that was very much at a minimum. ”

- Buck Owens

“ I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already! ”

- Tommy Cooper

“ In the course of my life, I have often had to eat my words, and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet. ”

- Winston Churchill

“ Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet. ”

- Dan Bennett

“ I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. ”

- Woody Allen

“ I can reason down or deny everything, except this perpetual Belly: feed he must and will, and I cannot make him respectable. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ To lengthen thy Life, lessen thy meals. ”

- Benjamin Franklin
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