Quotes of Jackie Gleason - somelinesforyou

“ The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. ”

- Jackie Gleason

“ A lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge.' I don't like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges. ”

- Jackie Gleason

“ Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. ”

- Jackie Gleason

“ The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. ”

- Jackie Gleason

“ I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets. ”

- Jackie Gleason

“ Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity for infinite creativity; at least while dreaming, we partake of the power of the Spirit, the infinite Godhead that creates the cosmos. ”

- Jackie Gleason

“ Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. ”

- Jackie Gleason

“ Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. ”

- Jackie Gleason

“ The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. ”

- Jackie Gleason

“ The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. ”

- Jackie Gleason

“ The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. ”

- Jackie Gleason

“ The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. ”

- Jackie Gleason

“ The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. ”

- Jackie Gleason

“ Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. ”

- Jackie Gleason

“ Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle. ”

- Jackie Gleason

“ Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity for infinite creativity; at least while dreaming, we partake of the power of the Spirit, the infinite Godhead that creates the cosmos. ”

- Jackie Gleason

“ A lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge.' I don't like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges. ”

- Jackie Gleason

“ The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. ”

- Jackie Gleason

“ Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. ”

- Jackie Gleason

“ Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. ”

- Jackie Gleason

“ The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. ”

- Jackie Gleason

“ Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. ”

- Jackie Gleason

“ The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. ”

- Jackie Gleason

“ A lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge.' I don't like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges. ”

- Jackie Gleason

“ A lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge.' I don't like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges. ”

- Jackie Gleason

“ Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. ”

- Jackie Gleason

“ A lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge.' I don't like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges. ”

- Jackie Gleason

“ Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. ”

- Jackie Gleason

“ I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets. ”

- Jackie Gleason
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