Quotes of Dentist

“ We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. ”

- Joseph Heller

“ A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. ”

- Helen Rowland

“ No, my friend, I am not drunk. It is that I have been to the dentist and I need not go again for six months. It is a beautiful thought. ”

- Agatha Christie

“ Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental. ”

- Ogden Nash

“ The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich man. ”

- George Bernard Shaw

“ Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. ”

- Ambrose Bierce

“ For there was never yet philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. ”

- William R. Alger

“ An aching tooth is better out than in. To lose a rotting member is a gain. ”

- Richard Baxter

“ My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year. ”

- Robert Brault

“ Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. ”

- Miguel de Cervantes

“ Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer. ”

- Claudia Wallis

“ I'm English. Our dentistry is not world famous. But I made sure I got moldings of my old teeth beforehand because I miss them. ”

- Christian Bale

“ So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'. ”

- Tommy Cooper

“ I'd rather go to the dentist,... but I'm going. ”

- Phil Gramm

“ I have no misconceptions about my dentist because when I go to my dentist I see what he does... Nobody can really understand the process of acting because... we don't want them to. ”

- Ben Kingsley

“ It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. ”

- Oscar Wilde

“ A judge, a dentist, lawyers, two undertakers, a mayor, a township manager. All the trades, you name it. ”

- John Barnes

“ He doesn't look the part. In interviews and his movies he has never sounded or acted the part, and he looks like a dentist. But other than that, he really seems like he'll make a good Bond. ”

- Daniel Craig

“ I always loved comedy, but I never knew it was something you could learn to do. I always thought that some people are born comedians … just like some people are born dentists. ”

- Paul Reiser

“ If economists could manage to get themselves thought of as humble, competent people on a level with dentists, that would be splendid. ”

- John Maynard Keynes

“ I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. ”

- Rodney Dangerfield

“ My father is a dentist. He has nothing to do with acting. He is proud of me. I come from a bourgeois family, like the family in The Dreamers. ”

- Eva Green

“ If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. ”

- Mason Cooley

“ Tooth decay was a perennial national problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. ”

- Claudia Wallis

“ The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. ”

- Leonard Sidney Woolf

“ Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. ”

- Mae West

“ Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. ”

- Unknown

“ Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. ”

- Johnny Carson

“ Be true to your teeth and they won't be false to you. ”

- Soupy Sales
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