“ A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. ”
- Helen Rowland- Copy
- 1.1K
“ No, my friend, I am not drunk. It is that I have been to the dentist and I need not go again for six months. It is a beautiful thought. ”
- Agatha Christie- Copy
- 3.6K
“ Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental. ”
- Ogden Nash- Copy
- 3.1K
“ The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich man. ”
- George Bernard Shaw- Copy
- 2.3K
“ Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. ”
- Ambrose Bierce- Copy
- 2K
“ For there was never yet philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently. ”
- William Shakespeare- Copy
- 3.3K
“ An aching tooth is better out than in. To lose a rotting member is a gain. ”
- Richard Baxter- Copy
- 590
“ My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year. ”
- Robert Brault- Copy
- 2.6K
“ Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. ”
- Miguel de Cervantes- Copy
- 2K
“ Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer. ”
- Claudia Wallis- Copy
- 41
“ I'm English. Our dentistry is not world famous. But I made sure I got moldings of my old teeth beforehand because I miss them. ”
- Christian Bale- Copy
- 2.4K
“ So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'. ”
- Tommy Cooper- Copy
- 3.1K
“ I have no misconceptions about my dentist because when I go to my dentist I see what he does... Nobody can really understand the process of acting because... we don't want them to. ”
- Ben Kingsley- Copy
- 3.3K
“ It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. ”
- Oscar Wilde- Copy
- 118
“ A judge, a dentist, lawyers, two undertakers, a mayor, a township manager. All the trades, you name it. ”
- John Barnes- Copy
- 747
“ He doesn't look the part. In interviews and his movies he has never sounded or acted the part, and he looks like a dentist. But other than that, he really seems like he'll make a good Bond. ”
- Daniel Craig- Copy
- 2.4K
“ I always loved comedy, but I never knew it was something you could learn to do. I always thought that some people are born comedians … just like some people are born dentists. ”
- Paul Reiser- Copy
- 2.2K
“ If economists could manage to get themselves thought of as humble, competent people on a level with dentists, that would be splendid. ”
- John Maynard Keynes- Copy
- 3.1K
“ I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. ”
- Rodney Dangerfield- Copy
- 4K
“ My father is a dentist. He has nothing to do with acting. He is proud of me. I come from a bourgeois family, like the family in The Dreamers. ”
- Eva Green- Copy
- 1.9K
“ If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. ”
- Mason Cooley- Copy
- 1.6K
“ Tooth decay was a perennial national problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. ”
- Claudia Wallis- Copy
- 3K
“ The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. ”
- Leonard Sidney Woolf- Copy
- 3.8K
“ Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. ”
- Johnny Carson- Copy
- 957
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