Quotes of Joseph Heller

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We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

- Joseph Heller

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“ If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y and Z, with X being work, Y play, and Z keeping your mouth shut. ”

- Albert Einstein

“ Tomorrow I will run more courageously, more outrageously. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ I spend most nights at home falling in love with the idea of you. ”

- Michael Faudet

“ She believed she could so she did. ”

- Unknown

“ In love, trust is a tonic and suspicion is a poison. ”

- Abhijit Naskar

“ Keep in mind that three months worth of sowing equals three months of reaping at harvest, Remember not to stop sowing your fields in all ways in life after the first three months as its easy to feel good and live off of the fields already sowed but like a meat grinder the stock will eventually run out ”

- James D Wilson

“ Every second that passes is another grain of sand in your hourglass that is gone, forever lost in time. ”

- Nyki Mack

“ If every life is a river, then it's little wonder that we do not even notice the changes that occur until we are far out in the darkest sea. One day you look around and nothing is familiar, not even your own face. My name once meant daughter, grandaughter, friend, sister, beloved. Now those words mean only what their letters spell out; Star in the night sky. Truth in the darkness. I have crossed over to a place where I never thought I'd be. I am someone I would have never imagined. A secret. A dream. I am this, body and soul. Burn me. Drown me. Tell me lies. I will still be who I am. ”

- Alice Hoffman

“ One rarely falls in love without being as much attracted to what is interestingly wrong with someone as what is objectively healthy. ”

- Alain de Botton

“ Dripping water hollows out stone, not through force but through persistence. ”

- Ovid

“ Live every day like it’s your last. ”

- Unknown

“ Rise as a human being live as a legend work as a Messiah and you shall see the bright glorious change all around you. ”

- Abhijit Naskar

“ Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door. ”

- Kyle Chandler

“ An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. ”

- William Bernbach

“ Love alone could waken love. ”

- Pearl S. Buck

“ Be supportive of others the way you would want them to be supportive of you. ”

- Ken Poirot

“ Mistakes are not bad; excuses are. ”

- Udai Yadla

“ My mama always used to tell me: ‘If you can’t find somethin’ to live for, you best find somethin’ to die for.’ ”

- Tupac Shakur

“ After all, when you come right down to it, how many people speak the same language even when they speak the same language? ”

- Russell Hoban

“ Perfect is annoying, boring, and impossible to sustain. Knowing how to translate conscientiousness into something beyond the fleeting satisfaction of “me” toward a “we” mindset is the best move you can make. ”

- Kristen Lee

“ You know her well. People are harder to sum up when you know them well. ”

- Veronica Roth

“ At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. ”

- Plato

“ To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. ”

- William M. Thackery

“ There’s only so many variations on the basics of human relationships. To me, it’s all about the detail and how you tell the story. How you say, ‘I love you.’ ”

- K. Flay

“ Life is never made unbearable by circumstances, but only by lack of meaning and purpose. ”

- Victor Frankl