Quotes of Garry Shandling - somelinesforyou

“ I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know. ”

- Garry Shandling

“ It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside. ”

- Garry Shandling

“ I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. ”

- Garry Shandling

“ I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead. ”

- Garry Shandling

“ I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. ”

- Garry Shandling

“ Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive. ”

- Garry Shandling

“ Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders. ”

- Garry Shandling

“ It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside. ”

- Garry Shandling

“ I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms. ”

- Garry Shandling

“ I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms. ”

- Garry Shandling

“ I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell. ”

- Garry Shandling

“ I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know. ”

- Garry Shandling

“ I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know. ”

- Garry Shandling

“ It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside. ”

- Garry Shandling

“ I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know. ”

- Garry Shandling

“ I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know. ”

- Garry Shandling

“ I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. ”

- Garry Shandling

“ But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone. ”

- Garry Shandling
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