Quotes of Garry Shandling

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I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.

- Garry Shandling

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“ Love thy neighbor — and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. ”

- Mae West

“ One word Frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. ”

- Sophocles

“ If you have kindness in your heart, you offer acts of kindness to touch the hearts of others wherever you go—whether they are random or planned. Kindness becomes a way of life. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Anything that you learn becomes your wealth, a wealth that cannot be taken away from you; whether you learn it in a building called school or in the school of life. To learn something new is a timeless pleasure and a valuable treasure. And not all things that you learn are taught to you, but many things that you learn you realize you have taught yourself. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body. ”

- Lady Gaga

“ Love comforteth like sunshine after rain. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Fairies with gossamer wings, Bring forth beauty, grace and joyful things. Fairies of the earth are caretakers of our soil, water and trees, They watch over beautiful creatures such as bears, bunnies and bees. Fairies ask that you breathe in and appreciate the vantage point from which you stand, Then trod carefully and respectfully with each intentional step you make across this beautiful land. ”

- Molly Friedenfeld

“ Sometimes love means letting go when you want to hold on tighter. ”

- Melissa Marr

“ To pay gratitude, sign of generosity. ”

- Shekhar Srivastava

“ We love those who admire us, but not those whom we admire. ”

- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

“ When someone beats a rug, the blows are not against the rug, but against the dust in it. ”

- Gandhi

“ I felt overwhelmed. I didn’t expect a first kiss to be so…life altering. In a few brief moments, the rule book of my universe had been rewritten. Suddenly I was a brand new person. I was as fragile as a newborn, but instead of the doctor placing me in my mother’s arms, he’d put me in Ren’s. What would Ren do with me? Would he draw me near, soothe me, and teach me about this new world or would he reject me and tell the doctor there must be some mistake. There was no way to know. What a breakable and delicate thing a heart was, no wonder I’d kept mine locked away. ”

- Colleen Houck

“ I just...I just miss him. And I hate being so alone. ”

- Suzanne Collins

“ Hope is a waking dream. ”

- Aristotle

“ I wonder if you have noticed a rather rummy thing about it viz. that it is everywhere. You can't get away from it. Love, I mean. Wherever you go, there it is, buzzing along in every class of life. Quite remarkable. ”

- P. G. Wodehouse

“ If you love something so much let it go. If it comes back it was meant to be; if it doesn't it never was ”

- Albert Schweitzer

“ Armed with positive thoughts, it becomes easier to focus on your goals, while the opposite also holds true. ”

- Stephen Richards

“ Friendship not defined by words Friendship only defined by action ”

- Arshdeep Singh Samrala

“ Society will always be too fragile to accept us for all that makes us beautiful. ”

- robert m drake

“ Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing. ”

- Helen Keller

“ As an African elite, look within and ask, what can I do to change the present African narratives? What niche can I carve and do my uncompromising best to lift this continent? For my sake and for the sake of my children Jumoke Odepe ”

- Jumoke Odepe

“ Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. ”

- Augustine of Hippo

“ Repentance is not at an end, Instead it’s the beginning of how it ends. ”

- Yeth Bisto

“ God does not ask about our ability, but our availability. ”

- Unknown