Quotes of Garry Shandling

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I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

- Garry Shandling

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“ A drop of water shall be returned with a burst of spring. ”

- Pat Cher

“ Yet there are moments when the walls of the mind grow thin; when nothing is unabsorbed, and I could fancy that we might blow so vast a bubble that the sun might set and rise in it and we might take the blue of midday and the black of midnight and be cast off and escape from here and now. ”

- Virginia Woolf

“ And during, I realized that the labels didn’t matter, because when two people feel that sort of pull toward each other, it just works, and the only label that mattered was that I was in love. Totally, fully, ecstatically. ”

- Bill Konigsberg

“ A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you can’t get very far until you change it. ”

- Unknown

“ A successful marriage requires falling in love many times always with the same person. ”

- Mignon McLaughlin

“ Love is beautiful as written in The Greatest Proposal Book ”

- Khuliso Mamathoni

“ If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. ”

- Unknown

“ I can't make someone stay, but I can make me stay with someone. A successful relationship needs a constant decision to remain committed. ”

- Jeffrey Alcuizar Igot

“ Armed with positive thoughts, it becomes easier to focus on your goals, while the opposite also holds true. ”

- Stephen Richards

“ A real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken a new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided. ”

- Anthony Robbins

“ If ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing. ”

- Genereux Philip

“ Your environment will eat your goals and plans for breakfast. ”

- Steve Pavlina

“ Hmm…now that I think about it, housecats are often coddled and petted. You don’t pet me nearly enough. You must be a lax owner. How selfish of you to deprive your cat of attention. ”

- Colleen Houck

“ Keep away from small people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack. ”

- Mary Roberts Rinehart

“ If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. ”

- Confucius

“ So don't you worry your pretty little mind because people throw rocks at things that shine. [Ours] ”

- Taylor Swift

“ Love is the beauty of the soul. ”

- Augustine of Hippo

“ I don't think you should wait. I think you should speak now. ”

- Taylor Swift

“ Spend the afternoon, you can't take it with you. ”

- Annie Dillard

“ Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body. ”

- Lady Gaga

“ Your best creative assets do not occur unless you do a mental shift. You have to be in a positive frame of mind because inspiration is fleeting. I walk to work for inspiration and to clear my mind. ”

- Ron Ben Israel

“ Don't worry when people only bring up your past. It's only because your present and future looks brighter and better than theirs ”

- Kimberking

“ To love oneself is the beginning of a life long romance. ”

- Oscar Wilde

“ You are successful in my book if you do what you love for a living; you do not owe money to anyone; you have a place what you call home; you have a wife/husband, a girlfriend/boyfriend, or a partner who loves and respects you; and most importantly, you are surrounded by friends and loved ones who stand by you in good and bad days. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY