Quotes of Mitch Hedberg

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I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

- Mitch Hedberg

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“ The purpose of life is to love, the purpose of love is to live. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ When you know my love, my love will warm you. ”

- Ruby Dee

“ Your Dreams Matter. Like an athlete trains, so must the student of life. Train the mind, body and spirit, so you may achieve anything. Life is about sharing your dreams/purpose (gifts/passions/talents) with the world and helping others find their way. ”

- Elizabeth SalamancaBrosig

“ If you are really broke. You can’t afford giving up. If you can afford giving up. Then that means you are not broke. ”

- De philosopher DJ Kyos

“ My poetry has been engraved with your name And my heart is by your memory scarred ”

- Zubair Ahsan

“ How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it. How many slices in a bread? Depends how thin you cut it. How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live 'em. How much love inside a friend? Depends how much you give 'em. ”

- Shel Silverstein

“ Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. ”

- Dr. Seuss

“ Better to have, and not need, than to need, and not have. ”

- Franz Kafka

“ If music be the food of love, play on. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Ethical veganism results in a profound revolution within the individual; a complete rejection of the paradigm of oppression and violence that she has been taught from childhood to accept as the natural order. It changes her life and the lives of those with whom she shares this vision of nonviolence. Ethical veganism is anything but passive; on the contrary, it is the active refusal to cooperate with injustice ”

- GaryLFrancione

“ The more one judges, the less one loves. ”

- Honore de Balzac

“ I love you and it’s getting worse. ”

- Joseph E. Morris

“ Drunk and alone and hopelessly in love with the idea that someday somehow it might just get better. ”

- Stefanie Sybens

“ If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y and Z, with X being work, Y play, and Z keeping your mouth shut. ”

- Albert Einstein

“ Getting an idea should be like sitting down on a pin. It should make you jump up and do something. ”

- E. L. Simpson

“ Love is like a gold mine, The deeper you dig in your heart, the more love you receive. ”

- Bzam

“ I just...I just miss him. And I hate being so alone. ”

- Suzanne Collins

“ When I was a little girl I used to read fairy tales. In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming and he's everything you ever wanted. In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot. The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is. Then you grow up and you realize that Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought. You realize the bad guy is not wearing a black cape and he's not easy to spot; he's really funny, and he makes you laugh, and he has perfect hair. ”

- Taylor Swift

“ Time is persistent, and we need to make the best of it. ”

- Charlena E. Jackson

“ Everyone's time is limited. What matters most is to focus on what matters most. ”

- Roy Bennett

“ Society will always be too fragile to accept us for all that makes us beautiful. ”

- robert m drake

“ The purpose of life is not to be happy—but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. ”

- Leo Rosten

“ Keep your face always toward the sunshine and shadows will fall behind you. ”

- Walt Whitman

“ Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. ”

- Napoleon Hill