Quotes of Bill Hicks - somelinesforyou

“ I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. ”

- Bill Hicks

“ There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we, are the imagination of ourselves. ”

- Bill Hicks

“ We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free. ”

- Bill Hicks

“ I sleep eight hours a day and at least ten at night. ”

- Bill Hicks

“ The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's the message we're brought up with, isn't it? Believe or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options. ”

- Bill Hicks

“ Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously. ”

- Bill Hicks

“ They lie about marijuana. Tell you potsmoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do just as well — you just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference. ”

- Bill Hicks

“ I'm tired of this backslappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes. ”

- Bill Hicks

“ I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck. ”

- Bill Hicks

“ I'm glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, "My God! I love everything." Yeah, now if that isn't a hazard to our country … how are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we're all one? ”

- Bill Hicks

“ The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's the message we're brought up with, isn't it? Believe or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options. ”

- Bill Hicks

“ We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free. ”

- Bill Hicks

“ Go back to bed, America. Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control again. Here. Here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed, America. Here is American Gladiators. Here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go, America! You are free to do what we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you! ”

- Bill Hicks

“ Folks, it's time to evolve. That's why we're troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything's failing? It's because, um – they're no longer relevant. We're supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right? ”

- Bill Hicks

“ People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left. ”

- Bill Hicks

“ Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Heres Tom with the Weather. ”

- Bill Hicks

“ Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet? ”

- Bill Hicks

“ The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's the message we're brought up with, isn't it? Believe or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options. ”

- Bill Hicks

“ We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free. ”

- Bill Hicks

“ I'm sorry if any of you are catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're catholic ”

- Bill Hicks

“ Folks, it's time to evolve. That's why we're troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything's failing? It's because, um – they're no longer relevant. We're supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right? ”

- Bill Hicks

“ If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries. ”

- Bill Hicks

“ I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. ”

- Bill Hicks

“ I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now. ”

- Bill Hicks

“ I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. ”

- Bill Hicks

“ I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now. ”

- Bill Hicks

“ If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries. ”

- Bill Hicks

“ If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them. ”

- Bill Hicks

“ I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now. ”

- Bill Hicks

“ I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now. ”

- Bill Hicks
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