“ Of puns it has been said that those most dislike who are least able to utter them. ”
- Edgar Allan Poe- Copy
“ No time to break jests when the heartstrings are about to be broken. ”
- Thomas Fuller- Copy
“ Be fond of the man who jests at his scars, if you like; but never believe he is being on the level with you. ”
- Pamela Hansford Johnson- Copy
“ They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it anyway. ”
- Gracie Allen- Copy
“ A man renowned for repartee will seldom scruple to make free with friendship's finest feeling, will thrust a dagger at your breast, and say he wounded you in jest, by way of balm for healing. ”
- William Cowper- Copy
“ You gotta be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there. ”
- Yogi Berra- Copy
“ Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who do. ”
- Robert K. Mueller- Copy
“ Sorrow is never more sorrowful than when it jests at its own misery. ”
- Christian Nestell Bovee- Copy
“ To smile at the jest which plants a thorn in another's breast is to become a principal in the mischief. ”
- Richard Brinsley Sheridan- Copy
“ I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones. ”
- Mitch Hedberg- Copy
“ I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke. ”
- Julian Clary- Copy
“ Those who can least bear a jest upon themselves, will be most diverted with one passed on others. ”
- Samuel Richardson- Copy
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