“ One of the standing jokes of Congress is that the new Congressman always spends the first week wondering how he got there and the rest of the time wondering how the other members got there. ”
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“ All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. ”
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“ There are three ages of man: youth, middle age, and "Gee, you look good. ”
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“ There are three signs of old age: loss of memory... I forget the other two. ”
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“ One of the standing jokes of Congress is that the new Congressman always spends the first week wondering how he got there and the rest of the time wondering how the other members got there. ”
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“ I consider the television set as the American fireplace, around which the whole family will gather. ”
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“ Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles. ”
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“ Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations. ”
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“ I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up. ”
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“ There are three signs of old age: loss of memory... I forget the other two. ”
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“ My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. ”
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“ There are three signs of old age: loss of memory... I forget the other two. ”
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“ I consider the television set as the American fireplace, around which the whole family will gather. ”
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“ I consider the television set as the American fireplace, around which the whole family will gather. ”
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“ There are three signs of old age: loss of memory... I forget the other two. ”
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“ I consider the television set as the American fireplace, around which the whole family will gather. ”
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“ A fellow told me he was going to hang-glider school. He said, 'I've been going for three months.' I said, 'How many successful jumps do you need to make before you graduate?' He said, 'All of them.'. ”
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“ Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations. ”
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