Quotes of Crackpot - somelinesforyou

“ I think everybody's nuts. ”

- Johnny Depp

“ A man who is 'of sound mind' is one who keeps the inner madman under lock and key. ”

- Paul Valery

“ There is a pleasure sure In being mad which none but madmen know. ”

- John Dryden

“ Whether the angels play only Bach praising God, I am not quite sure. I am sure, however, that en famille they play Mozart. ”

- Karl Barth

“ It may be that when the angels go about their task praising God, they play only Bach. I am sure, however, that when they are together en famille they play Mozart. ”

- Karl Barth

“ In a good play every speech should be as fully flavored as a nut or apple. ”

- J. M. Synge

“ The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad. ”

- Salvador Dali

“ Well in the end the world can crank itself up to sanctions, as it has with Zimbabwe, another sad case. ”

- Helen Clark

“ Oh yes, technique has definitely advanced. But you never advance without losing something en passant, and you lose it because you're paying so much attention to the new thing. ”

- Ninette De Valois

“ It may be that when we no longer know what to do, we have come to our real work, and when we no longer know which way to go, we have begun our real journey. ”

- Wendell Berry

“ Everywhere I go, somebody is staring at me, I don't know if people are staring because they recognize me or because they think I'm a weirdo. ”

- Leonardo DiCaprio

“ Although a madman, Norton wrote letters to Abraham Lincoln and Queen Victoria which they took seriously. ”

- Kerry Thornley

“ Yeah, a lot of people think I'll be a tortured nutcase when they meet me. ”

- Emily Watson

“ For a year, I had all sorts of weirdos coming on to me. ”

- Boris Becker

“ Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts. ”

- Unknown

“ I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up. ”

- Red Skelton

“ There is a pleasure in being mad which none but madmen know. ”

- John Dryden

“ God often gives nuts to toothless people. ”

- Matt Groening

“ Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. ”

- Jim Davis

“ If the man doesn't believe as we do, we say he is a crank, and that settles it. I mean, it does nowadays, because now we can't burn him. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Well, you know Tom, I'm no health nut. ”

- Jerry Garcia

“ Be awesome! Be a book nut! ”

- Dr. Seuss

“ What I absolutely can't do is just sit around, that drives me crazy. I go nuts! I'm far too nervous, too high strung to sit around. It's not my thing; I can't deal with it! ”

- Jonathan Davis

“ My mother was nuts. She was very funny. We got our sense of humor from her. My father had no sense of humor and they yelled at each other. ”

- Penny Marshall

“ When I was losing, they called me nuts. When I was winning they called me eccentric. ”

- Al McGuire

“ If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, wouldn't it be a Merry Christmas? ”

- Don Meredith

“ It drove them nuts,... But the interesting thing about it is, the following week they signed the budget exactly the way it was a week before. ”

- Arnold Schwarzenegger

“ Crazy people don't sit around wondering if they're nuts. ”

- Jake Gyllenhaal

“ He is a fool that praises himself and a madman that speaks ill of himself. ”

- Unknown

“ He is a fool that cannot conceal his wisdom. ”

- Benjamin Franklin
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