“ If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you! ”
- Winston Churchill- Copy
“ Nature meant me a wife, a silly harmless household Dove, fond without art; and kind without deceit. ”
- John Dryden- Copy
“ I'm sorry to say my dear wife is a dreamer, and as she dreams she gets paler and leaner. Then be off to your Dream, with his fly-away hat, I stay with the girls who are happy and fat. ”
- Stevie Smith- Copy
“ Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife. ”
- Al Bundy- Copy
“ The clog of all pleasure, the luggage of life, is the best can be said for a very good wife. ”
- John Wilmot- Copy
“ Now voe me I can zing on my business abrode: Though the storm do beat down on my poll, There's a wife brighten'd vire at the end of my road, An' her love, voe the jay o' my soul. ”
- William Barnes- Copy
“ And while the wicket falls behind Her steps, I thought if I could find A wife I need not blush to show I've little further now to go. ”
- William Barnes- Copy
“ Wives are young men's mistresses; companions for middle age, and old men's nurses. ”
- Francis Bacon- Copy
“ I prefer the word homemaker because housewife always implies that there mey be a wife someplace else. ”
- Bella Abzug- Copy
“ Adam knew Eve his wife and she conceived. It is a pity that this is still the only knowledge of their wives at which some men seem to arrive. ”
- Francis Herbert Bradley- Copy
“ When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. ”
- Duke of Edinburgh Prince Philip- Copy
“ It's my girl that advises. She has the head. But I never own to it before her. Discipline must be maintained. ”
- Charles Dickens- Copy
“ Between a man and his wife nothing ought to rule but love. Authority is for children and servants, yet not without sweetness. ”
- William Penn- Copy
“ She is a winsome wee thing, She is a handsome wee thing, She is a bonny wee thing, This sweet wee wife o' mine. ”
- Robert Burns- Copy
“ London is full of women who trust their husbands. One can always recognize them. They look so thoroughly unhappy. ”
- Oscar Wilde- Copy
“ I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. ”
- Rodney Dangerfield- Copy
“ A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. ”
- Erma Bombeck- Copy
“ Oh! 'tis a precious thing, when wives are dead, To find such numbers who will serve instead: And in whatever state a man be thrown, 'Tis that precisely they would wish their own. ”
- George Crabbe- Copy
“ I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times. ”
- Elizabeth Taylor- Copy
“ A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table, than when his wife talks Greek. ”
- Samuel Johnson- Copy
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