Quotes of Rodney Dangerfield

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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

- Rodney Dangerfield

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“ One chooses who they decide to love but never determines who will love them back. The woman’s first two considerations are respect and financial security which centers on the core of personality traits; a man reveres persona of physical and sexuality; these two impostors have little relevance of character. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge. ”

- Banksy

“ Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. ”

- Dr. Seuss

“ Hmm…now that I think about it, housecats are often coddled and petted. You don’t pet me nearly enough. You must be a lax owner. How selfish of you to deprive your cat of attention. ”

- Colleen Houck

“ Love is the beauty of the soul. ”

- Augustine of Hippo

“ The human tendency is to resemble or imitate those we admire; the common result is the delusion, that to emulate another’s personality creates a pseudo persona, measurably dissimilar from our own. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ Do the best, give the best and leave the rest to run after you! ”

- Garima Yonzon

“ Mistakes are not bad; excuses are. ”

- Udai Yadla

“ Anything that makes weak physically, intellectually and spiritually, reject it as poison. ”

- Swami Vivekananda

“ Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. ”

- Napoleon Hill

“ Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. ”

- Augustine of Hippo

“ Don’t marry him. Don’t be with him. Be with me. ”

- Jenny Han

“ We werent exactly lovers yet, But we were a little more then friends. We just kept meeting at the wrong time, but our connection never ends. ”

- Nikki Rowe

“ Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love. ”

- Mother Teresa

“ Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that’s the one that is going to help you grow. ”

- Unknown

“ I believe in love the verb, not the noun. ”

- Greg Behrendt

“ If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present ”

- Lao tzu

“ Love is not love Which alters when it alteration finds, Or bends with the remover to remove. O no, it is an everfixed mark That looks on tempests and is never shaken; It is the star to every wand'ring bark, Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken." (Sonnet 116) ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Willingness to show we are interested in our children’s needs takes the burden and worries off their minds. It shows compassion on our end, and it builds trust on their end. ”

- Charlena E. Jackson

“ A daily dose of daydreaming heals the heart, soothes the soul, and strengthens the imagination. ”

- Richelle E. Goodrich

“ The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. ”

- Tom Robbins

“ It is now how good you are, it’s how good you want to be. ”

- Unknown

“ Drag your thoughts away from your troubles… by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Better to have, and not need, than to need, and not have. ”

- Franz Kafka