Quotes of Tv - somelinesforyou

“ Time has convinced me of one thing. Television is for appearing on, not looking at. ”

- Noel Coward

“ I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. ”

- Gore Vidal

“ Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative. ”

- Kurt Vonnegut

“ There's a good deal in common between the mind's eye and the TV screen, and though the TV set has all too often been the boobtube, it could be, it can be, the box of dreams. ”

- Ursula K. Le Guin

“ I'm really not that special. Really, I'm not. I was on a big TV show, but it was just a TV show. ”

- Clay Aiken

“ I don't think there is a national pasttime. Watching TV is a national pasttime. Really. If there is a national pasttime, it is watching TV. ”

- Michael Lewis

“ Court TV. I can't stop watching it. I am absolutely obsessed! If I'm not reading a book or spending time with my husband, my friends or my dog, I am watching Court TV. ”

- Debra Messing

“ Max Headroom, if overly exposed, could end up as just another Muppet Nothing would be more distressing than to witness a brilliant parody of TV turn into a TV cliche. ”

- Harry F. Waters

“ Imagine being in a room with two TV sets. One is a large screen TV with surround sound. The other is a miniature 1 screen TV. What would you tend to focus on and become absorbed in? Some people make their problems the size of the large screen TV and their personal goals the size of the miniature one… ”

- Unknown

“ Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work. ”

- Noel Thomas David Gallagher

“ TV is chewing gum for the eyes. ”

- Frank Lloyd Wright

“ The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were. ”

- David Brinkley

“ There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner, offers more entertainment than the TV set. ”

- Harriet van Horne

“ The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough. ”

- Bill Maher

“ It's hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with. ”

- Martin Mull

“ Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know. ”

- Marvin Minsky

“ Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? ”

- Al Boliska

“ To get a man's attention, just stand in front of the TV and don't move. He'll talk to you. I promise. ”

- Tim Allen

“ They say that Heaven is like TV… a perfect little world, that doesn't really need you. ”

- Laurie Anderson

“ What if it was cats who invented technology… would they have TV shows starring rubber sqeak toys. ”

- Douglas Coupland

“ A baby sitter is someone who watches your TV set while your kids cry themselves to sleep. ”

- Unknown

“ Good wine needs no bush, and perhaps products that people really want need no hard-sell or soft-sell TV push. Why not? Look at pot. ”

- Ogden Nash

“ I got sick of turning on the TV and seeing my face. ”

- Michael J. Fox

“ Television is actually closer to reality than anything in books. The madness of TV is the madness of human life. ”

- Camille Paglia

“ Television knows no night. It is perpetual day. TV embodies our fear of the dark, of night, of the other side of things. ”

- Jean Baudrillard

“ The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! ”

- Homer Simpson

“ The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were. ”

- David Brinkley

“ TV — chewing gum for the eyes. ”

- Frank Lloyd Wright

“ TV is a fickle business. I'm only good for the length of my contract. ”

- Tom Brokaw

“ What do a few lies on TV matter? They can be swallowed, digested and excreted, or follow people when they doze off to sink into oblivion. ”

- Zhang Jie
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