Quotes of Homer Simpson - somelinesforyou

“ Trying is the first step to failure. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille’s heel, if you will. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ “I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life: Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.” ”

- Homer Simpson

“ Now we play the waiting game. Ah, the waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos! ”

- Homer Simpson

“ I'm just trying to get in, it's not like I'm running for Jesus. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ You gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ I'm just trying to get in, it's not like I'm running for Jesus. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ Boy , Moe, that team sure sucked last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ AHHH. Donuts... What can't they do. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ Mmmm...Forbidden donut. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ Flanders: I think we hit something. Homer: I hope it's Flanders. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ I'm just trying to get in, it's not like I'm running for Jesus. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ Olive oil... asparagus... if your mother wasn't so fancy, we could shop at the gas station like normal people. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you... Homer: Is it Batman? Marge: No, he's a scientist. Homer: Batman's a scientist?! Marge: It's not Batman! ”

- Homer Simpson

“ Mmmm...Forbidden donut. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ Roads are just a suggestion, like pants. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! ”

- Homer Simpson

“ Boy , Moe, that team sure sucked last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ Carnies built this country, the carnival part of it anyway. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ But Marge, what if we picked the wrong religion? Each week we'd just make God madder and madder. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ Olive oil... asparagus... if your mother wasn't so fancy, we could shop at the gas station like normal people. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. ”

- Homer Simpson

“ When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! ”

- Homer Simpson
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