“ I have a microphone on one ankle and an ankle bracelet on the other, so I'm well balanced today. ”
- Martha Stewart- Copy
- 1.1K
“ What do you do when your competitor is drowning? Get a live hose - and stick it in his mouth. ”
- M. Douglas Ivester- Copy
- 73
“ Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vaccuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1 1 2 tons. ”
- Popular Mechanics- Copy
- 3K
“ Smoking pot... thanks for putting down the pipe and talking to me. ”
- Stephen Colbert- Copy
- 2.7K
“ The way to fix this is we need a better ability to know where to look. It's the drinking out of the fire hose problem. Turning up the fire hose isn't going to help. ”
- Bruce Schneier- Copy
- 3K
“ It was dripping and, you know, and there was a whole line of cameras and microphones. I felt like - you remember the honor guards, only it was a dishonor guard. ”
- Jim Bakker- Copy
- 1.7K
“ I do sing because I must, And pipe but as the linnets sing. ”
- Lord Alfred Tennyson- Copy
- 3.7K
“ We were so far back in the woods, they almost had to pipe in sunlight. ”
- Roy Rogers- Copy
- 2.6K
“ Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief. ”
- Bill Vaughan- Copy
- 3.9K
“ Wise are they who have learned these truths: Trouble is temporary. Time is tonic. Tribulation is a test tube. ”
- William A. Ward- Copy
- 2.5K
“ ER was one of my favourites. I played a car accident victim who has leukemia. I got to wear a neck brace and nose tubes for the two days I worked. ”
- Dakota Fanning- Copy
- 3.3K
“ Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in. ”
- Harold Robbins Haldeman- Copy
- 2.8K
“ Women have more to offer this world than just a fallopian tube. Nothing is going to change until you quit looking at us as just sperm receptacles. ”
- Barbara Hall- Copy
- 3.8K
“ Being shot out of a cannon is always better than being squeezed through a tube. ”
- Hunter S. Thompson- Copy
- 1.3K
“ The dandelion's pallid tube Astonishes the grass, And winter instantly becomes An infinite alas. ”
- Emily Dickinson- Copy
- 2.5K
“ Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back. ”
- Earl Wilson- Copy
- 3.4K
“ No test tube can breed love and affection. No frozen packet of semen ever read a story to a sleepy child. ”
- Shirley Williams- Copy
- 140
“ The difference between writing a book and being on television is the difference between conceiving a child and having a baby made in a test tube. ”
- Norman Mailer- Copy
- 1.5K
“ UNIVAC: a device, which contained 20,000 vacuum tubes, occupied 1,500 square feet and weighed 40 tons; there was also a laptop version weighing 27 tons. ”
- Dave Barry- Copy
- 3.5K
“ There is a young and impresionable mind out there that is hungry for information. It has latched on to an electronic tube as its main source of nourishment. ”
- Joan Ganz Cooney- Copy
- 3.2K
“ There has to be an inner peace process that treats gang members like traumatized war victims who lack counseling, jobs, and respect. A lot of that has got to be self-administered in affinity groups, counseling groups, in jail and out of jail, with resources and professional help. ”
- Tom Hayden- Copy
- 3.2K
“ When you look at the world in a narrow way, how narrow it seems! When you look at it in a mean way, how mean it is! When you look at it selfishly, how selfish it is! But when you look at it in a broad, generous, friendly spirit, what wonderful people you find in it. ”
- Horace Rutledge- Copy
- 3.5K
“ I'm not very good at relaxing. Reading's the main thing. On the bus, on the tube, on the loo. Literally all the time. I mean, I don't think there's a moment of the day when I wouldn't be if I was left alone. ”
- Samuel West- Copy
- 2.9K
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