Quotes of Suck

“ Even Bach comes down to the basic suck, blow, suck, suck, blow. ”

- Mouth organist Larry Adler

“ Capital is dead labor, which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labor, living the more, the more labor it sucks. ”

- Karl Marx

“ Where the bee sucks, there suck I; In a cowslip's bell I lie. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ It is impossible for capitalism to survive, primarily because the system of capitalism needs some blood to suck. Capitalism used to be like an eagle, but now it's more like a vulture. It used to be strong enough to go and suck anybody's blood whether they were strong or not… ”

- Malcolm X

“ The $864 billion Republican tax cut is a destructive plan that will eat the surplus alive and suck the VA dry. They are trading veterans for votes and it is shameful. ”

- Lane Evans

“ New York is a sucked orange. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ It's a tough thing-you get in a situation where you feel you have to be perfect all the time and it sucks. ”

- Leonardo DiCaprio

“ I'm a pretty girl who's a model who doesn't suck as an actress. ”

- Cameron Diaz

“ I think you can have the greatest lyrics in the world and if it doesn't have the best tune in the world it will suck. I mean if the music wasn't important it would just be a poem. ”

- Julian Cope

“ The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. ”

- Jeff Foxworthy

“ I've lived in L.A. for almost 15 years now, and I've gotten sucked in a little bit to that success game that's played out there, and I wasn't enjoying my work. ”

- John Glover

“ Living in a vacuum sucks. ”

- Adrienne Gusoff

“ Love, in my bosom, like a bee, Doth suck his sweet; Now with his wings he plays with me, Now with his feet. ”

- Thomas Lodge

“ A bore is a vacuum cleaner of society, sucking up everything and giving nothing. Bores are always eager to be seen talking to you. ”

- Elsa Maxwell

“ When I die, it will be a shipwreck, and as when a huge ship sinks, many people all around will be sucked down with it. ”

- Pablo Picasso

“ It would absolutely suck if you paid a few bucks for a book only to find that on the first page it said, 'Once upon a time they all lived happily ever after' and the rest of the book was blank. ”

- Simon Travaglia

“ I used to want to be a Lawyer, but I didn't want to have half my brain sucked out. ”

- Max Walker

“ The noisome weeds, that without profit suck The soil's fertility from wholesome flowers. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Flattery is all right if you don't inhale. ”

- Adlai E. Stevenson

“ I have never grown out of the infantile belief that the universe was made for me to suck. ”

- Aleister Crowley

“ Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. ”

- John Benfield

“ Malice sucks up the greater part of her own venom, and poisons herself. ”

- Michel de Montaigne

“ The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars.". ”

- Johnny Carson

“ There is no gravity. The earth sucks. ”

- Graffito

“ Writers are vaccuum cleaners who suck up other people's lives and weave them into stories like a sparrow builds a nest from scraps. ”

- Garrison Keillor

“ Bankers, nepotists, contracts and talkies: on four fingers one may count the leeches which have sucked a young and vigorous industry into paresis. ”

- Dalton Trumbo

“ Every day is a gift — even if it sucks. ”

- Sherry Hochman

“ I can write good songs. I can sing 'em, and I mean it, I mean it deeply, and I pour everything into that. Other than that, I suck. ”

- Adam Duritz

“ If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed. ”

- Curly Howard

“ Success doesn't suck. ”

- Darius Rucker
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