Quotes of Steak - somelinesforyou

“ Buy a steak for a player on another club after the game, but don't even speak to him on the field. Get out there and beat them to death. ”

- Leo Durocher

“ Dr Johnson's morality was as English an article as a beefsteak. ”

- Nathaniel Hawthorne

“ We were at our best when we were playing in the dance halls of Liverpool and Hamburg. The world never saw that. ”

- Pete Best

“ Never lick a steak knife. ”

- Dave Barry

“ At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterwards he met with 100 donors, not campaign donors, heart donors. ”

- Jay Leno

“ I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it. ”

- Chris Farley

“ My favorite animal is steak. ”

- Fran Lebowitz

“ Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak. ”

- Woody Allen

“ I ate a big steak in 1988 and never felt worse. That was it, boom, over. Never again. ”

- Bryan Adams

“ Sell the sizzle, not the steak. ”

- Elmer Wheeler

“ I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak. ”

- Woody Allen

“ It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. ”

- Pierre Auguste Renoir

“ Favorite animal: steak. ”

- Fran Lebowitz

“ Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak. ”

- Jay Leno

“ Being American is to eat a lot of beef steak, and boy, we've got a lot more beef steak than any other country, and that's why you ought to be glad you're an American. And people have started looking at these big hunks of bloody meat on their plates, you know, and wondering what on earth they think they're doing. ”

- Kurt Vonnegut
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