Quotes of Slap - somelinesforyou

“ Many a man spanks his children for the things his own father should have spanked out of him. ”

- Don Marquis

“ Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does. ”

- Joey Adams

“ The honors Hollywood has for the writer are as dubious as tissue-paper cuff links. ”

- Ben Hecht

“ Look at my arms, you will find no party hand-cuff on them. ”

- Davy Crockett

“ Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. ”

- Will Rogers

“ Brad Pitt, poor geezer, was blown up, thrown around, burned, slapped, frozen. But never a moan or a whine. Now that's what I call a real star. ”

- Guy Ritchie

“ Women say they have sexual thoughts too. They have no idea. It's the difference between shooting a bullet and throwing it. If they knew what we were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping us. ”

- Larry Miller

“ The Pentagon banned the army from using Chinese-made berets. In a more veiled slap at the Chinese, the Pentagon also banned any alternative form of checkers. ”

- Jimmy Fallon

“ If I ever complain about yachting around the Mediterranean with Madonna, who I just idolized as a child, I should be slapped across the face. ”

- Elizabeth Banks

“ Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer. ”

- Katharine Hepburn

“ Whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn to him the other also. ”

- The Holy Bible

“ Older women can afford to agree that femininity is a charade, a matter of colored hair, ecru lace and whalebones, the kind of slap and tat that transvestites are in love with, and no more. ”

- Germaine Greer

“ If you must strike a man from behind, slap hi on the back. ”

- Unknown

“ If you knew how cowardly your enemy is, you would slap him. Bravery is knowledge of the cowardice in the enemy. ”

- Edgar Watson Howe

“ 'Virtual Reality' is a name being slapped on almost anything these days, especially if it's lame. ”

- Mark Hamilton

“ Straight men need to be emasculated. I'm sorry. They all need to be slapped around. Women have been kept down for too long. Every straight guy should have a man's tongue in his mouth at least once. ”

- Madonna

“ One thing I learned about Mr. Pollock's art, which any art student knows I'm sure, but was indeed a revelation to me, is that Jackson fully believed and lived by 'don't use the accident, because I deny the accident.' One cannot even approximate Pollock's work unless every stroke, every pour, every slap, every fling, every shake, every splash, every splatter and every flick has a specific intention. ”

- Ed Harris

“ I loved appearing in Spaced but it was a very uncomfortable shoot day. It involved me getting blown away by a paintball gun. The FX guy rigged up this heavy duty paint squib to my chest. When the squib exploded it was like being slapped very hard on the solar plexus by a large painter and decorator. ”

- Paul Putner

“ We've had drive-by shootings. I've been spat on, slapped, shot at. One guy tried to stab me with a broken beer bottle. But the way we look at it, if people do the worst they can, we'll still wake up in glory. ”

- Troy Perry

“ Sometimes those fears creep into the back of your head, but then you slap yourself and think, 'Oh, woe is me! People actually like me.' What a silly thing to worry about. This is a huge opportunity, and I'm excited. ”

- Ben McKenzie
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