Quotes of Joey Adams - somelinesforyou

“ Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway. ”

- Joey Adams

“ Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. ”

- Joey Adams

“ A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. ”

- Joey Adams

“ A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. ”

- Joey Adams

“ Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. ”

- Joey Adams

“ May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions. ”

- Joey Adams

“ If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. ”

- Joey Adams

“ A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. ”

- Joey Adams

“ Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. ”

- Joey Adams

“ Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. ”

- Joey Adams

“ A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. ”

- Joey Adams

“ A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. ”

- Joey Adams

“ May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions. ”

- Joey Adams

“ Never let a FOOL KISS YOU or a KISS FOOL YOU. ”

- Joey Adams

“ If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. ”

- Joey Adams

“ Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs. ”

- Joey Adams

“ Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs. ”

- Joey Adams

“ Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs. ”

- Joey Adams

“ Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs. ”

- Joey Adams

“ A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. ”

- Joey Adams

“ A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. ”

- Joey Adams

“ If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. ”

- Joey Adams

“ A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. ”

- Joey Adams

“ A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. ”

- Joey Adams

“ Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. ”

- Joey Adams

“ Never let a FOOL KISS YOU or a KISS FOOL YOU. ”

- Joey Adams

“ Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. ”

- Joey Adams

“ Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. ”

- Joey Adams

“ If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. ”

- Joey Adams

“ A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. ”

- Joey Adams
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