Quotes of Mate - somelinesforyou

“ We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. ”

- H. L. Mencken

“ Men are April when they woo, December when they wed: maids are may when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. ”

- Rodney Dangerfield

“ Wives are young men's mistresses; companions for middle age, and old men's nurses. ”

- Francis Bacon

“ For there is no friend like a sister in calm or stormy weather; To cheer one on the tedious way, to fetch one if one goes astray, to lift one if one totters down, to strengthen whilst one stands. ”

- Christina Rossetti

“ If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. ”

- Ogden Nash

“ The greatest friend of truth is Time, her greatest enemy is Prejudice, and her constant companion is Humility. ”

- Charles Caleb Colton

“ A man that hath friends must show himself friendly; and there is a friend that sticketh closer than a brother. ”

- Bible

“ Wisdom and goodness are twin-born, one heart Must hold both sisters, never seen apart. ”

- William Cowper

“ There are three faithful friends; an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. ”

- Benjamin Franklin

“ An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. ”

- Agatha Christie

“ Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ also loved the church and gave himself up for her. ”

- Bible

“ My wife isn't married to me forever; she's married to me for good. That keeps me on my toes. ”

- Mal Pancoast

“ In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. ”

- Groucho Marx

“ If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you! ”

- Winston Churchill

“ She (his wife) is the wind beneath my wings. ”

- Bill Cosby

“ I cannot tell what the dickens his name is. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Here's to the new husband, And here's to the new wife, May they remain lovers, For all of life. ”

- Unknown

“ The greatest friend of truth is time, her greatest enemy is prejudice, and her constant companion humility. - Charles Colton. ”

- Charles Colton

“ A virtuous woman is a crown to her husband. ”

- Bible

“ I never tempted her with word too large, But, as a brother to his sister, show'd Bashful sincerity and comely love. - Much Ado about Nothing. Act iv. Sc. 1. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ I have a kind of alacrity in sinking. - The Merry Wives of Windsor. Act iii. Sc. 5. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ The clog of all pleasure, the luggage of life, is the best can be said for a very good wife. ”

- John Wilmot

“ He knows little who tells his wife all he knows. ”

- Thomas Fuller

“ I don't have any gnawing guilt over contributing to any unhappiness suffered by my husbands. They were as much to blame as I was. ”

- Hedy Lamarr

“ A lot of Playmates look like Playmates, but I look so girl-next-door and wholesome. ”

- Karen McDougal

“ People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow. ”

- Erma Bombeck

“ Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. ”

- Milton Berle

“ In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. ”

- John Churton Collins

“ Which people desire to lose what they possess? A sick man his fever, a tormented husband his wife, a gambler his debts, and a girl — her virginity. ”

- Franz Grillparzer
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