“ There is nothing so awkward as courting a woman whilst she is making sausages. ”
- Laurence Sterne- Copy
- 1.3K
“ A mighty good sausage stuffer was spoiled when the man became a poet. ”
- Eugene Field- Copy
- 905
“ That's called a microphone. It's a big sausage that picks up everything you say - and you're starting early. ”
- Prince of Wales Charles- Copy
- 3.7K
“ As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced. ”
- Alan King- Copy
- 2.1K
“ You don't want to examine the basis of your computer's morality any more than you want to see sausage being made. ”
- John McCarthy- Copy
- 1.4K
“ I'm a salami writer. I try to write good salami, but salami is salami. ”
- Stephen King- Copy
- 1.9K
“ Benito Mussolini is being put through the grinder of a television biography and the result resembles Italian sausage-of the spicy variety. ”
- John J. O’Connor- Copy
- 2.7K
“ A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso. ”
- A. P. Herbert- Copy
- 3.3K
“ Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. ”
- Ambrose Bierce- Copy
- 2K
“ Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. ”
- Ambrose Bierce- Copy
- 3.4K
“ No atomic physicist has to worry, people will always want to kill other people on a mass scale. Sure, he's got the fridge full of sausages and spring water. ”
- William S. Burroughs- Copy
- 3.5K
“ Never chain your dogs together with sausages. One must accustom one's self to be bored. ”
- Lady Bloomfield- Copy
- 2.9K
“ Many men are like unto sausages: Whatever you stuff them with, that they will bear in them. ”
- Alexi Konstantinovich Tolstoy- Copy
- 3.6K
“ Laws are like sausages. It is better not to see them being made. ”
- Otto Von Bismarck- Copy
- 719
“ A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso. ”
- A. P. Herbert- Copy
- 2.2K
“ To retain respect for sausages and laws, one must not watch them in the making. ”
- Otto Von Bismarck- Copy
- 2.2K
“ Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made. ”
- Mark Twain- Copy
- 2.9K
“ The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig. ”
- Ogden Nash- Copy
- 3.3K
“ Lawsuit n. A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. ”
- Ambrose Bierce- Copy
- 3.1K
“ When I get to Texas, I generally go and get some good brisket. And I'll get a selection of cabrito and lamb and some hot sausage. And a big slice of onion. And I'll sit down and have a good beer. Shiner. ”
- Rip Torn- Copy
- 724
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