“ Fortunately psychoanalysis is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts. Life itself still remains a very effective therapist. ”
- Karen Horney- Copy
- 1.7K
“ A psychiatrist is a man who goes to the Folies-Bergere and looks at the audience. ”
- Bishop Mervyn Stockwood- Copy
- 922
“ Fortunately, analysis is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts. Life itself still remains a very effective therapist. ”
- Karen Horney- Copy
- 446
“ Half a psychiatrist's patients see him because they are married — the other half because they're not. ”
- Arnold H. Glasgow- Copy
- 2K
“ I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. ”
- Rodney Dangerfield- Copy
- 1.5K
“ The difference between a neurotic, a psychotic, and a psychiatrist. The neurotic builds castles in the sky, the psychotic lives in them and the psychiatrist collects the rent. ”
- Unknown- Copy
- 3.6K
“ But my mother's a psychologist, my stepfather's a psychologist, my stepmother is a therapist and my dad's a lawyer. So it was all prominent in my life. I don't know anyone who doesn't know someone on some form of prescription medicine. ”
- Zach Braff- Copy
- 61
“ In an extensive reading of recent books by psychologists, psychoanalysts, psychiatrists, and inspirationalists, I have discovered that they all suffer from one or more of these expression-complexes: italicizing, capitalizing, exclamation-pointing, multiple-interrogating, and itemizing… ”
- James Thurber- Copy
- 3.5K
“ I maintained that psychiatry, in the broadest sense, is a dialogue between the sick psyche and the psyche of the doctor, which is presumed to be 'normal.' It is a coming to terms between the sick personality and that of the therapist, both in principle equally subjective. ”
- Carl Gustav Jung- Copy
- 3.4K
“ You don't have to be a fantastic hero to do certain things - to compete. You can be just an ordinary chap, sufficiently motivated to reach challenging goals. The intense effort, the giving of everything you've got, is a very pleasant bonus. ”
- Sir Edmund Hillary- Copy
- 3.5K
“ We're all crazy and the only difference between patients and their therapists is the therapists haven't been caught yet. ”
- Max Walker- Copy
- 1.6K
“ Nowadays if you're too relaxed, you probably need an analyst. ”
- Evan Esar- Copy
- 2.1K
“ You don't realize how useful a therapist is until you see yourself on e and discover you have more problems than you ever dreamed of. ”
- Claire Danes- Copy
- 2.9K
“ The psychoanalysts pick our dreams as if they were our pockets. ”
- Karl Kraus- Copy
- 2K
“ Psychoanalysts seem to be long on information and short on application. ”
- Gene Fowler- Copy
- 2.4K
“ Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it. ”
- Alfred Hitchcock- Copy
- 111
“ My unconscious knows more about the consciousness of the psychologist than his consciousness knows about my unconscious. ”
- Karl Kraus- Copy
- 2.3K
“ I am going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes. ”
- Woody Allen- Copy
- 248
“ Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. ”
- Tony Goldwyn- Copy
- 3.6K
“ I get people to truly accept themselves unconditionally, whether or not their therapist or anyone loves them. ”
- Albert Ellis- Copy
- 3.2K
“ Any therapist will tell you that when you're ready, you will come out. To be outed means you weren't ready. ”
- Billie Jean King- Copy
- 2.5K
“ Many psychoanalysts refused to let me speak at their meetings. They were exceptionally vigorous because I had previously been an analyst and they were very angry at my flying the coop. ”
- Albert Ellis- Copy
- 539
“ Some analysts seemed to think the company would have an upside surprise,... But they reported right in line with what the consensus was. ”
- Frank Morgan- Copy
- 1.3K
“ Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist. ”
- Jeff Foxworthy- Copy
- 993
“ I mean being a writer is like being a psychoanalyst, but you don't get any patients. ”
- Al Alvarez- Copy
- 1.1K
“ I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world. ”
- Jay London- Copy
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