Quotes of Rodney Dangerfield

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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

- Rodney Dangerfield

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“ You see, when we set goals that feel safer and achievable, we are caving in to our own preconceived notions of what we are capable of. We’re not pushing past our comfort zone; we’re just settling for status quo. ”

- Ruth Soukup

“ Perfect is annoying, boring, and impossible to sustain. Knowing how to translate conscientiousness into something beyond the fleeting satisfaction of “me” toward a “we” mindset is the best move you can make. ”

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“ I was watching the first raindrops falling down on the porous ground. Each drop disappeared eagerly into the sand without any hesitations. The Earth, in turn, embraced it warmly like it has gotten back something precious that once belonged to it. I, somehow, thought that this particular image suited more our story than anything else ”

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“ Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. ”

- Albert Einstein

“ Be Brave, Be Bold! Never allow fear to dictate your choices. Use your VOICE & trust in your abilities. ”

- Rosalie Bardo

“ Be supportive of others the way you would want them to be supportive of you. ”

- Ken Poirot

“ Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. ”

- Joan Crawford

“ I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. ”

- Mahatma Gandhi

“ Sometimes the hardest one to see . . .is the one standing right before you. ”

- Lenora Porch

“ Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly and they will show themselves great. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ Where wild souls meet wild lovers is where hurricanes are made. ”

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“ To love oneself is the beginning of a life long romance. ”

- Oscar Wilde

“ Never apologize for burning too brightly or collapsing into yourself every night. That is how galaxies are made. ”

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“ I only have so much willpower, Helen," he whispered. "And since you apparently sleep in the most ridiculously transparent tank top I've ever seen, I'm going to have to ask you to get under the covers before I do something stupid. ”

- Josephine Angelini

“ Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone. ”

- Pablo Picasso

“ God does not ask about our ability, but our availability. ”

- Unknown

“ Sometimes you never realize how much you like someone, until you watch them liking someone else. ”

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“ Uncertainty will always be part of the taking charge process. ”

- Harold Geneen

“ Such is my relationship with God: on my gigantic canvass of life, I am the one throwing all of the brightlycolored paints, creating genuine splatters, authentic whirlpools of color, beautiful patterns, wonderful streaks and stains and wild accents; God is the one with the paintbrush who stands beside my canvass filling all the intricate and amazing details in between the whirlpools and the streaks! We're happy together! ”

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“ Dream so big you get uncomfortable telling smallminded people. ”

- Praharsh Prasoon

“ Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. ”

- George Edward Woodberry

“ Be brave. Don't just live in your cave till your grave. ”

- RVM

“ I don't think you should wait. I think you should speak now. ”

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“ That's a misconception, Lennie. The sky is everywhere, it begins at your feet. ”

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