“ I had a very lonely New Year's this year, I had to watch my own balls drop. ”
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“ My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. ”
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“ My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. ”
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“ Virgo, and a real Virgo. Nit picky, cranky, cantankerous, fidgety, neurotic. All of the above, but that's good. ”
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“ I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it. ”
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“ I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling. ”
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“ I had a very lonely New Year's this year, I had to watch my own balls drop. ”
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“ After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride. ”
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“ I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? ”
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“ I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? ”
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“ I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it. ”
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“ At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you? ”
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“ I had a very lonely New Year's this year, I had to watch my own balls drop. ”
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“ I had a very lonely New Year's this year, I had to watch my own balls drop. ”
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“ I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out. ”
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“ My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless. ”
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“ I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world. ”
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“ My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. ”
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“ I had a very lonely New Year's this year, I had to watch my own balls drop. ”
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