“ It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa! Where's my wallet? But, hey this song is funky. ”
- Mitch Hedberg- Copy
- 2.5K
“ Time hath, my lord, a wallet at his back Wherein he puts alms for oblivion, A great-sized monster of ingratitudes: Those scraps are good deeds past, which are devour'd As fast as they are made, forgot as soon as done. ”
- William Shakespeare- Copy
- 228
“ I don't want to be disrespectful to the partners I had,... They're all very talented, and they've all had a hand in my success.... Some of them I don't like, and some of them don't like me, but I respect them all. ”
- Dave Mustaine- Copy
- 677
“ Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket. ”
- Lily Tomlin- Copy
- 3.1K
“ I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket. ”
- Lyndon B. Johnson- Copy
- 2.2K
“ Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for your wallet, because you're being had. ”
- Michael Crichton- Copy
- 2.1K
“ He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed. ”
- Benjamin Franklin- Copy
- 3.1K
“ A little praise is not only merest justice but is beyond the purse of no one. ”
- Emily Post- Copy
- 1.5K
“ If you got something you don't want other people to know, keep it in your pocket. ”
- Muddy Waters- Copy
- 2.2K
“ My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. ”
- Rodney Dangerfield- Copy
- 2K
“ You are at the wheel of your car, waiting at a traffic light, you take the book out of the bag, rip off the transparent wrapping, start reading the first lines. A storm of honking breaks over you. ”
- Italo Calvino- Copy
- 921
“ Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that. ”
- Dr. Norman Vincent Peale- Copy
- 2.3K
“ He had but one eye and the pocket of prejudice runs in favor of two. ”
- Charles Dickens- Copy
- 683
“ A little wanton money, which burned out the bottom of his purse. ”
- Sir Thomas More- Copy
- 2.7K
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