Quotes of Mitch Hedberg

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It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa! Where's my wallet? But, hey this song is funky.

- Mitch Hedberg

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“ Stop hating yourself for everything you aren’t and start loving yourself for everything you already are. ”

- Unknown

“ If you get tired, learn to rest, not to quit. ”

- Banksy

“ To the wellorganized mind, death is but the next great adventure. ”

- J.K. Rowling

“ Your past, including your failures, simply offers feedback that makes you wiser and stronger than before. ”

- Brittany Burgunder

“ Your dream is a reality that is waiting for you to materialize. Today is a new day! Don’t let your history interfere with your destiny! Learn from your past so that it can empower your present and propel you to greatness ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ When you want to succeed as bad as you want to breathe, then you’ll be successful. ”

- Eric Thomas

“ There are many Mondays to go before I die. I may as well look forward to them. ”

- Trevor Carss

“ I find it odd the greed of mankind. People only like you for as long as they perceive they can get what they want from you. Or for as long as they perceive you are who they want you to be. But I like people for all of their changing surprises, the thoughts in their heads, the warmth that changes to cold and the cold that changes to warmth... for being human. The rawness of being human delights me. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ If ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing. ”

- Genereux Philip

“ Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love. ”

- Mother Teresa

“ Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you. ”

- Chuck Klosterman

“ Now, I return to this young fellow. And the communication I have got to make is, that he has great expectations. ”

- Charles Dickens

“ Drag your thoughts away from your troubles… by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Our great human adventure is the evolution of consciousness. We are in this life to enlarge the soul, liberate the spirit, and light up the brain. ”

- Tom Robbins

“ All things are difficult before they are easy. ”

- Thomas Fuller

“ He didn't realize that love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark. ”

- J.K. Rowling

“ Most people never truly live because they never do what they truly love. ”

- Tanner Walling

“ A drop of water shall be returned with a burst of spring. ”

- Pat Cher

“ Motorbike Poem by Malay Roy Choudhury I am on motorbike yezdi yamaha when flanked by horizon gallop backwards through sand blizzard tinsel clouds explode at my feet without helmet and speedsplit air at eighty in midsummer simoon each soundcart recedes onrushing lorries flee in a flash No time to brood but Yes accident expected anytime may even turn into a junkheap in a droughtnursed field. Translation of Bengali original 'Motor Cycle ”

- Malay Roychoudhury

“ Your best creative assets do not occur unless you do a mental shift. You have to be in a positive frame of mind because inspiration is fleeting. I walk to work for inspiration and to clear my mind. ”

- Ron Ben Israel

“ Life is a game and true love is a trophy. ”

- Rufus Wainwright

“ The purpose of life is not to be happy—but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. ”

- Leo Rosten

“ Anything I ever did for a person was out of love, nobody can ever finesse me. ”

- Genereux Philip