Quotes of Pie - somelinesforyou

“ A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. ”

- Tenneva Jordan

“ I'm a sweet eater. I love lemon pie and sweet potato pie. ”

- Claude Williams

“ Pessimism is as American as apple pie-frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese. ”

- George Will

“ Pessimism is as American as apple pie. Frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese. ”

- George F. Will

“ There's this big pie in show business, and you physically can't eat the whole pie. If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. The real trick is not to try to get the whole pie, but to keep the biggest slice. ”

- Jay Leno

“ Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie… a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. ”

- George Orwell

“ The Moon Pie is a bedrock of the country store and rural tradition. It is more than a snack. It is a cultural artifact. ”

- William Ferris

“ Once politics become a tug-of-war for shares in the income pie, decent government is impossible. ”

- Friedrich Hayek

“ You are interested in the kitchen of the world - you want to find out what is cooking who has a finger in the pie and who will burn his finger. ”

- Queen Juliana

“ Writing is like walking in a deserted street. Out of the dust in the street you make a mud pie. ”

- John LeCarre

“ 'American Pie' was part of my process of self-awakening; a mystical trip into my past. ”

- Don McLean

“ In a sense, 'American Pie' was a very despairing song but it can also be seen as very hopeful. ”

- Don McLean

“ Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. ”

- Jim Davis

“ The future… seems to me no unified dream but a mince pie, long in the baking, never quite done. ”

- Edward Young

“ All my fans tell me what a glamorous life I have, but I tell them how hard I work and how many nights I spend alone with my dogs, eating chicken pot pie in my bedroom. ”

- Shannen Doherty

“ Dawn Wells, who is Mary-Ann, has a cookbook out, which is really a lot of fun. It's got thirteen coconut cream pie recipes. ”

- Bob Denver

“ If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. ”

- Carl Edward Sagan

“ Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight. ”

- Yogi Berra

“ Promises and pie crusts are made to be broken. ”

- Jonathan Swift

“ Let's not talk about Communism. Communism was just an idea, just pie in the sky. ”

- Boris Yeltsin

“ God always has another custard pie up his sleeve. ”

- Lynn Redgrave

“ Goals are not dreamy, pie-in-the-sky ideals. They have every day practical applications and they should be practical. ”

- Les Brown

“ A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around. ”

- Edgar Watson Howe

“ But see, in our open clearings, how golden the melons lie; enrich them with sweets and spices, and give us the pumpkin pie! ”

- Margaret Junkin Preston

“ Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax. ”

- Mike Royko

“ Sometimes it's like you're a big pie settin' on the table, and everybody runs up and gets their piece of you. When it's over, the plate's empty. ”

- Loretta Lynn

“ The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget. ”

- Mitchell Burgess

“ If you want to bake an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the Universe. ”

- Carl Edward Sagan

“ The fraudulence of the left's concern about poverty is exposed by their utter lack of interest in ways of increasing the nation's wealth. Wealth is the only thing that can cure poverty. The reason there is less poverty today is not because the poor got a bigger slice of the pie but because the whole pie got a lot bigger no thanks to the left. ”

- Thomas Sowell

“ So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage-leaf, to make an apple-pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street, pops its head into the shop. 'What! no soap?' So he died, and she very imprudently married the barber. ”

- Samuel Foote
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