“ Fine art and pizza delivery, what we do falls neatly in between! ”
- David Letterman- Copy
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“ If dracula can't see his reflection in the mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed? ”
- Steven Wright- Copy
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“ For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to rocks. ”
- Terry Pratchett- Copy
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“ A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman. ”
- Marlene Dietrich- Copy
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“ There is a Canadian culture that is in some ways unique to Canada, but I don't think Canadian culture coincides neatly with borders. ”
- Stephen Harper- Copy
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“ It was not… that she was unaware of the frayed and ragged edges of life. She would merely iron them out with a firm hand and neatly hem them down. ”
- P. D. James- Copy
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“ The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you ask them a real tax question, such as how you can cheat, they're useless… ”
- Dave Barry- Copy
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“ The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he, by peddling second-rate technology, who led them into it in the first place. ”
- Douglas Adams- Copy
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“ Ah! How neatly tied, in these people, is the umbilical cord of morality! Since they left their mothers they have never sinned, have they? They are apostles, they are the descendants of priests; one can only wonder from what source they draw their indignation, and above all how much they have pocketed to do this, and in any case what it has done for them. ”
- Antonin Artaud- Copy
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