Quotes of Medical - somelinesforyou

“ Understand that legal and illegal are political, and often arbitrary, categorizations; use and abuse are medical, or clinical, distinctions. ”

- Abbie Hoffman

“ Seduction but in a slightly medicinal way. ”

- James Morris

“ Reform of the medical liability system should be considered as part of a comprehensive response to surging medical malpractice premiums that endanger Americans' access to quality medical care. ”

- Lincoln Chafee

“ Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, Thank you? ”

- Jimmy Fallon

“ Since the regimentation of Medicine by quacks and medical gangsters in control of the American Medical Association, this organization has become one of the most vicious rackets in the country. ”

- Charles Lyman Loffler

“ As a physician and as a pilot, I think it lets me be a pretty good translator having one foot in the medical world and one foot in the flying world. Sometimes when the medical guys come in and speak medical stuff to the pilots, the pilots really don't know what they're saying. ”

- David M. Brown

“ Medical liability reform is not a Republican or Democrat issue or even a doctor versus lawyer issue. It is a patient issue. ”

- John Ensign

“ A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss. ”

- Tina Fey

“ If a man is good in his heart, then he is an ethical member of any group in society. If he is bad in his heart, he is an unethical member. To me, the ethics of medical practice is as simple as that. ”

- Elmer Hess

“ Strange medical news from Pakistan: A man had a successful organ transplant with a dog. They gave the man a do's organ. In a related story today, Keith Richards was seen chasing a mailman. ”

- Craig Kilborn

“ Tom and Viv is a literary whodunit and a medical what-did-it. ”

- Pia Lindstrom

“ You convert the whole medical system into a giant jaws and the individual's only possible response is a yelp of protest. ”

- William F. May

“ One goes through school, college, medical school and one's internship learning little or nothing about goodness but a good deal about success. ”

- Ashley Montagu

“ My first rule of travel is never to go to a place that sounds like a medical condition and Critz is clearly an incurable disease involving flaking skin. ”

- Bill Bryson

“ My dad's a doctor, and when I was 8, I went to one of his medical conferences where they were demonstrating laser surgery on a chicken. I was so mad that a chicken had to die, I never ate meat again. ”

- Natalie Portman

“ Three of my children are medical doctors, they know at least a hundred times as much about your body as my grandfather knew, but they don't know much more about soul than he did. ”

- John Templeton

“ The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. ”

- Jay Leno

“ There are books which take rank in your life with parents and lovers and passionate experiences, so medicinal, so stringent, so revolutionary, so authoritative. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ Both choices are painful, but only one is therapeutic. ”

- Albert M. Wells

“ Billions of dollars spent every year on basic medical research translate into relatively few effective new therapies, and they frequently require decades to move from discovery to clinical trials. ”

- Scott Johnson

“ We have not lost faith, but we have transferred it from God to the medical profession. ”

- George Bernard Shaw

“ The wages of sin are death, but the benefits include dental, major medical, two week paid vacation, pension fund, and stock options. Actually, taken as a package, it's a rather attractive deal. ”

- Tim Mefford

“ I can honestly say to you, slaves of the press, that if I had as many love affairs as you have given me credit for, I would now be speaking to you from a jar at the Harvard Medical School. ”

- Frank Sinatra

“ If I were a medical man, I should prescribe a holiday to any patient who considered his work important. ”

- Bertrand Russell

“ Stupidity is also known as a medical disorder known as a rectal-cranial inversion. ”

- Unknown

“ More than any other reason, quality in clinical education had depended on the presence of sufficient time in medical practice to allow learners to learn and teachers to teach. ”

- Kenneth Ludmerer

“ He who lives by medical prescriptions lives miserably. ”

- Unknown

“ I firmly believe that if the whole material medical could be sunk to the bottom of the sea, it would be all the better for mankind and all the worse for the sea. ”

- Oliver Wendell Holmes

“ If you need medical advice, let these three things be your physicians; a cheerful mind, relaxation from business, and a moderate diet. ”

- Schola Salern

“ If you want total security, go to prison. There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking… is freedom. ”

- Dwight D. Eisenhower
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