“ I'm an owl: you're another. Sir Critic, good day." And the barber kept on shaving. ”
- James Thomas Fields- Copy
- 3.9K
“ I don't want to be 80 years old standing behind this chair. I have seen barbers stay too long, trying to cut hair and trembling at the same time. That won't happen to me. ”
- Jessie Hill- Copy
- 3.6K
“ Long hair minimizes the need for barbers; socks can be done without; one leather jacket solves the coat problem for many years; suspenders are superfluous. ”
- Albert Einstein- Copy
- 3.7K
“ It's an ill wind that blows when you leave the hairdresser. ”
- Phyllis Diller- Copy
- 580
“ Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair. ”
- Brian Clough- Copy
- 2.7K
“ To make a fine gentleman, several trades are required, but chiefly a barber. ”
- Oliver Goldsmith- Copy
- 2K
“ I love a lot of things, and I'm pretty much obsessive about most things I do, whether it be gardening, or architecture, or music. I'd be an obsessive hairdresser. ”
- Gates McFadden- Copy
- 79
“ I think the most important thing a woman can have - next to talent, of course - is her hairdresser. ”
- Joan Crawford- Copy
- 665
“ I think that the most important thing a woman can have-next to talent, of course-is her hairdresser. ”
- Joan Crawford- Copy
- 433
“ Thy gown? Why, ay — come, tailor, let us see't. O mercy, God, what masquing stuff is there? What's this, a sleeve? 'Tis like a demi-cannon. What, up and down carved like an apple tart? Here's snip and nip and cut and slish and slash, Like to a censer in a barber's shop… ”
- William Shakespeare- Copy
- 1.8K
“ Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get. And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians. ”
- Kinky Friedman- Copy
- 535
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