“ May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. ”
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“ I don’t remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life. ”
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“ I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. ”
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“ Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. ”
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“ I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. ”
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“ My dear, Find what you love and let it kill you. Let it drain you of your all. Let it cling onto your back and weigh you down into eventual nothingness. Let it kill you and let it devour your remains. For all things will kill you, both slowly and fastly, but it’s much better to be killed by a lover. ~ Falsely yours ”
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“ My dear, Find what you love and let it kill you. Let it drain you of your all. Let it cling onto your back and weigh you down into eventual nothingness. Let it kill you and let it devour your remains. For all things will kill you, both slowly and fastly, but it’s much better to be killed by a lover. ~ Falsely yours ”
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“ Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. ”
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“ I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough. ”
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“ If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus. ”
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“ Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get. And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians. ”
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“ You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing. ”
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“ I don't care much about big corporations, frankly. Most politicians never met a special-interest group they didn't like. ”
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“ I don't care much about big corporations, frankly. Most politicians never met a special-interest group they didn't like. ”
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“ Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. ”
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“ I don't care much about big corporations, frankly. Most politicians never met a special-interest group they didn't like. ”
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“ Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. ”
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“ They knew he was a confession machine who would confess to anything. That's what happened that started this long cycle that Max has gotten here. ”
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“ They knew he was a confession machine who would confess to anything. That's what happened that started this long cycle that Max has gotten here. ”
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“ A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life. ”
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“ Texas can lead the country. We won't be slaves to the Middle East. ”
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“ You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing. ”
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“ They knew he was a confession machine who would confess to anything. That's what happened that started this long cycle that Max has gotten here. ”
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“ A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life. ”
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“ They knew he was a confession machine who would confess to anything. That's what happened that started this long cycle that Max has gotten here. ”
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