Quotes of Dose

“ A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time — pills or stairs. ”

- Joan Welsh

“ I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill. ”

- Victoria Wood

“ When I was sick, you gave me bitter pills, And I must minister the like to you. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ What happens is that, as with drugs, he needs a stronger shot each time, and women are just women. The consumption of one woman is the consumption of all. You can't double the dose. ”

- Ian Fleming

“ This is a perfect pair - he's a hypochondriac and she's a pill. ”

- Unknown

“ I don't believe in playing hurt, in taking injections to cover the pain. ”

- Monica Seles

“ A birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest. ”

- Unknown

“ What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs. ”

- Harry Caray

“ I give you bitter pills in sugar coating. The pills are harmless: the poison is in the sugar. ”

- Stanislaw Lee

“ No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along. ”

- Dr. Joyce Brothers

“ I am not addicted to nicotine. Why must I participate in your drug addiction? ”

- Unknown

“ A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him. ”

- Mignon McLaughlin

“ Religion is a pill best swallowed without chewing. ”

- Unknown

“ I'm on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave it, and then I'm gonna rip it off. ”

- Ellen DeGeneres

“ Repentance is purgative; fear not the working of this pill. ”

- Thomas Watson

“ I do not take drugs. I am drugs. ”

- Salvador Dali

“ You are not going to get peace with millions of armed men. The chariot of peace cannot advance over a road littered with cannon. ”

- David Lloyd

“ I'm addicted to Altoids. I call them 'acting pills.'. ”

- Harrison Ford

“ We're more effective than birth control pills. ”

- Johnny Carson

“ I look at ANWR as a poison pill in the energy bill. ”

- Ben Nelson

“ I used to do drugs, but don't tell anyone or it will ruin my image. ”

- Courtney Love

“ I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too. ”

- Mitch Hedberg

“ Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime, and should be taken in small doses. ”

- Russell Wayne Baker

“ The people are to be taken in very small doses. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense. ”

- Chapman Cohen

“ A dose of poison can do its work but once. A bad book can go on poisoning minds for generations. ”

- William Murray

“ Absence is one of the most useful ingredients of family life, and to dose it rightly is an art like any other. ”

- Freya Madeline Stark

“ Enthusiasm. A distemper of youth, curable by small doses of repentance in connection with outward applications of experience. ”

- Ambrose Bierce

“ On the day when a young writer corrects his first proof-sheet he is as proud as a schoolboy who has just got his first dose of pox. ”

- Charles Baudelaire

“ The trouble with some of us is that we have been inoculated with small doses of Christianity which keep us from catching the real thing. ”

- Leslie Weatherhead
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