Quotes of Doc

“ The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. ”

- Jay Leno

“ The best physicians are Dr. Diet, Dr. Quiet and Dr. Merryman. ”

- Unknown

“ Words are the physicians of the mind diseased. ”

- Aeschylus

“ A single doctor likes a sculler plies, And all his art and all his physic tries; But two physicians, like a pair of oars, Conduct you soonest to the Stygian shores. ”

- Bible

“ If doctors fail thee, be these three thy doctors — Rest, cheerfulness, and moderate diet. ”

- Unknown

“ The best physicians are Dr. Diet, Dr. Quiet, and Dr. Merryman. ”

- Daniel D. Palmer

“ Who worse than a physician Would this report become? But I consider By med'cine life may be prolonged, yet death Will seize the doctor too. How ended she? ”

- William Shakespeare

“ My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I'm ashamed of what I think of doctors in general. ”

- Mignon McLaughlin

“ Is there no balm in Gilead? is there no physician there? ”

- Bible

“ The greatest mistake in the treatment of diseases is that there are physicians for the body and physicians for the soul, although the two cannot be separated. ”

- Plato

“ I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. ”

- Finley Peter Dunne

“ The sun - my almighty physician. ”

- Thomas Jefferson

“ If you want to "get in touch with your feelings," fine, talk to yourself. We all do. But if you want to communicate with another thinking human being, get in touch with your thoughts. ”

- William Safire

“ I am dying with the help of too many physicians. ”

- Alexander The Great

“ Diaulus, lately a doctor, is now an undertaker' what he does as an undertaker, he used to do also as a doctor. ”

- Marcus Valerius Martial

“ Nature can do more than physicians. ”

- Oliver Cromwell

“ Those whose suffering is due to love are, as we say of certain invalids, their own physicians. ”

- Marcel Proust

“ At the same time, as social beings, we are moved in the relations with our fellow beings by such feelings as sympathy, pride, hate, need for power, pity, and so on. ”

- Albert Einstein

“ I'm just waiting on the doctors,... I'll see what they say. ”

- Barry Bonds

“ That's a question you have to ask the doctors. ”

- Boris Yeltsin

“ I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy. ”

- Ernest Hemingway

“ I certainly think that 10 to 20 years from now, clearly the majority of veterinarians will be women. ”

- Richard Adams

“ I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. ”

- Ellen DeGeneres

“ A physician who treats himself has a fool for a patient. ”

- William Osler

“ And Joseph commanded his servants the physicians to embalm his father: and the physicians embalmed Israel. ”

- Bible

“ Hunger is not only the best cook, but also the best physician. ”

- Unknown

“ What's up, Doc? ”

- Tex Avery

“ If you want to get a sensual thunderbolt then you have got to be cocked, locked and ready to rock, doc. I find that whole milk and lots of Vitamin D help. ”

- Ted Nugent

“ Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Moms. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. ”

- William Penn

“ A physician without a knowledge of Astrology has no right to call himself a physician. ”

- Hippocrates
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