Quotes of Finley Peter Dunne - somelinesforyou

“ Trust everybody, but cut the cards. ”

- Finley Peter Dunne

“ It doesn't make much difference what you study, as long as you don't like it. ”

- Finley Peter Dunne

“ Vice is a creature of such hideous mien…that the more you see it, the better you like it. ”

- Finley Peter Dunne

“ I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and never his prescription? ”

- Finley Peter Dunne

“ Vice is such a hideous creature, that the more you see of it the better you like it. ”

- Finley Peter Dunne

“ Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals. ”

- Finley Peter Dunne

“ Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals. ”

- Finley Peter Dunne

“ The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married. ”

- Finley Peter Dunne

“ Vice is such a hideous creature, that the more you see of it the better you like it. ”

- Finley Peter Dunne

“ Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals. ”

- Finley Peter Dunne

“ Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals. ”

- Finley Peter Dunne

“ A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary. ”

- Finley Peter Dunne

“ Vice is such a hideous creature, that the more you see of it the better you like it. ”

- Finley Peter Dunne

“ Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals. ”

- Finley Peter Dunne

“ Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals. ”

- Finley Peter Dunne

“ A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case. ”

- Finley Peter Dunne

“ Th' first thing to have in a lib'ry is a shelf. Fr'm time to time this can be decorated with lithrachure. But th' shelf is th' main thing. ”

- Finley Peter Dunne

“ Trust everybody, but cut the cards. ”

- Finley Peter Dunne

“ Trust everybody, but cut the cards. ”

- Finley Peter Dunne

“ One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. ”

- Finley Peter Dunne

“ Vice is a creature of such hideous mien…that the more you see it, the better you like it. ”

- Finley Peter Dunne

“ Comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable. ”

- Finley Peter Dunne

“ Many a man that couldn't direct ye to th' drug store on th' corner when he was thirty will get a respectful hearin' when age has further impaired his mind. ”

- Finley Peter Dunne

“ A firm belief atthracts facts. They come out iv holes in the ground an' cracks in th' wall to support belief, but they run away fr'm doubt. ”

- Finley Peter Dunne

“ Trust everybody, but cut the cards. ”

- Finley Peter Dunne

“ The past always looks better than it was because it isn't here. ”

- Finley Peter Dunne

“ The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married. ”

- Finley Peter Dunne

“ There ain't any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the convents of the world on the back of a postage stamp, and have room to spare. ”

- Finley Peter Dunne

“ A firm belief atthracts facts. They come out iv holes in the ground an' cracks in th' wall to support belief, but they run away fr'm doubt. ”

- Finley Peter Dunne

“ A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case. ”

- Finley Peter Dunne
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