“ I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. ”
- Dick Gregory- Copy
- 434
“ Some positive persisting fops we know, Who, if once wrong, will needs be always so; But you with pleasure own your errors past, And make each day a critique on the last. ”
- Alexander Pope- Copy
- 539
“ I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.'. ”
- Jon Stewart- Copy
- 2.8K
“ Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree. ”
- Mitch Hedberg- Copy
- 3.6K
“ The solemn fop; significant and budge; A fool with judges, amongst fools a judge. ”
- William Cowper- Copy
- 2.5K
“ It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. ”
- Jolene Blalock- Copy
- 3.4K
“ True fops help nature's work, and go to school - to file and finish God Almighty's fool. ”
- John Dryden- Copy
- 3.7K
“ I don't believe I've ever played a hip dude. I don't think I would have the wherewithal to do that. ”
- Eugene Levy- Copy
- 1.1K
“ Truth's sacred fort th' exploded laugh shall win, And coxcombs vanquish Berkeley with a grin. ”
- John Brown- Copy
- 1.3K
“ A serious writer is not to be confounded with a solemn writer. A serious writer may be a hawk or a buzzard or even a popinjay, but a solemn writer is always a bloody owl. ”
- Ernest Hemingway- Copy
- 1.4K
“ I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. ”
- Dick Gregory- Copy
- 1.5K
“ Some positive persisting fops we know, Who, if once wrong, will needs be always so; But you with pleasure own your errors past, And make each day a critique on the last. ”
- Alexander Pope- Copy
- 2.7K
“ I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.'. ”
- Jon Stewart- Copy
- 2.3K
“ Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree. ”
- Mitch Hedberg- Copy
- 3.4K
“ The solemn fop; significant and budge; A fool with judges, amongst fools a judge. ”
- William Cowper- Copy
- 1.6K
“ It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. ”
- Jolene Blalock- Copy
- 3.6K
“ True fops help nature's work, and go to school - to file and finish God Almighty's fool. ”
- John Dryden- Copy
- 3.7K
“ I don't believe I've ever played a hip dude. I don't think I would have the wherewithal to do that. ”
- Eugene Levy- Copy
- 3.2K
“ Truth's sacred fort th' exploded laugh shall win, And coxcombs vanquish Berkeley with a grin. ”
- John Brown- Copy
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