Quotes of Dandy

“ A serious writer is not to be confounded with a solemn writer. A serious writer may be a hawk or a buzzard or even a popinjay, but a solemn writer is always a bloody owl. ”

- Ernest Hemingway

“ I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. ”

- Dick Gregory

“ Some positive persisting fops we know, Who, if once wrong, will needs be always so; But you with pleasure own your errors past, And make each day a critique on the last. ”

- Alexander Pope

“ I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.'. ”

- Jon Stewart

“ Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree. ”

- Mitch Hedberg

“ Dude, you're the king. Start acting like it! ”

- Roger Federer

“ The solemn fop; significant and budge; A fool with judges, amongst fools a judge. ”

- William Cowper

“ It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. ”

- Jolene Blalock

“ Just trying to stay retired, dude. ”

- Lance Armstrong

“ True fops help nature's work, and go to school - to file and finish God Almighty's fool. ”

- John Dryden

“ I don't believe I've ever played a hip dude. I don't think I would have the wherewithal to do that. ”

- Eugene Levy

“ Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. ”

- Mitch Hedberg

“ A fool! my coxcomb for a fool! ”

- John Marston

“ Candy Is dandy But liquor Is quicker. ”

- Ogden Nash

“ Truth's sacred fort th' exploded laugh shall win, And coxcombs vanquish Berkeley with a grin. ”

- John Brown

“ A serious writer is not to be confounded with a solemn writer. A serious writer may be a hawk or a buzzard or even a popinjay, but a solemn writer is always a bloody owl. ”

- Ernest Hemingway

“ I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. ”

- Dick Gregory

“ Some positive persisting fops we know, Who, if once wrong, will needs be always so; But you with pleasure own your errors past, And make each day a critique on the last. ”

- Alexander Pope

“ I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.'. ”

- Jon Stewart

“ Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree. ”

- Mitch Hedberg

“ Dude, you're the king. Start acting like it! ”

- Roger Federer

“ The solemn fop; significant and budge; A fool with judges, amongst fools a judge. ”

- William Cowper

“ It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. ”

- Jolene Blalock

“ Just trying to stay retired, dude. ”

- Lance Armstrong

“ True fops help nature's work, and go to school - to file and finish God Almighty's fool. ”

- John Dryden

“ I don't believe I've ever played a hip dude. I don't think I would have the wherewithal to do that. ”

- Eugene Levy

“ Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. ”

- Mitch Hedberg

“ A fool! my coxcomb for a fool! ”

- John Marston

“ Candy Is dandy But liquor Is quicker. ”

- Ogden Nash

“ Truth's sacred fort th' exploded laugh shall win, And coxcombs vanquish Berkeley with a grin. ”

- John Brown
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